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Deft Punk 😈

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@AWeissmann_ if I could get you to wish my MIL Maria a happy 80th Birthday, she might finally like me. She’s a big fan of yours - and she thinks you’re hot. Pretty please? 🙏🏻🔥🎉

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@AlpertReyes New guy.

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@AlpertReyes I hope she’s getting OT pay.

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All of my friends are talking about mindful eating and I’m just thinking… Don’t mind if I do! 🥂 @ParisBaguetteUS #mindfuleating

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@Mark_Trollinger @ThatEricAlper Hope they win a Grammy tomorrow!

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@rjcampiinc Yes. The arrogance. And the grammar. And they need to fix the lights on PCH ❤️

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I keep getting stuck on PCH behind a car with a license plate surround that says, “Do you follow Jesus this close?” Not sure what is worse, the weaponization of Jesus or the poor grammar.

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@juliabainbridge Reading this in a tiny examination room I’ve been in for over an hour.

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@GPdogma @ThatEricAlper Came here for this shanty.

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@chazhutton Bikinirista

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@janef72 @hels This is the best nativity scene I have ever seen.

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Still some of the best parenting advice I’ve ever had : On NYE, hide all the clocks and watches you can. Around 5pm, set all visible time displays ahead 3 hours. Kids think it’s midnight at 9pm 🥂
#afterhours #NewYear2022

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@thedelicious @cagrownofficial Avolanche 🥑❤️

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@LATACO @DeepEndDining Please someone make SGV in the SFV a thing. Thanks 😋

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@EmilyRNunn 🔥

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@debpuchalla And in the standard mayo version I like the addition of peperoncini 🤗

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I painted a mural for a local refill shop #Prostainable #zerowaste https://t.co/jJhoP41X2n

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@cookiesinheaven @Russ_Parsons1 Thank you so much!

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Listening to the biggest drops of rain falling. Feeling the cool air.