Dobby

i'm a bitch and i love it.

[Dobby @averagebitching]

Putting on skinny jeans; jump, wiggle, jump, wiggle, jump, wiggle, jump, wiggle, jump, wiggle, jump, wiggle, jump, wiggle, lunge

[Dobby @averagebitching]

You know drugs are illegal, yet you post pictures of it on Instagram…wow, fucking genius.

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

Gay marriage is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going, America.

[Dobby @averagebitching]

If I pause the film to wait for you, you better feel special

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

Walking in late to class with your best friend:

[Dobby @averagebitching]

How I was going to spend my night: lounging around watching tv. What I'm actually doing: going for a jog...#bemotivated

[Dobby @averagebitching]

If you don't have an iPhone I feel bad for you son I got 99 emojis and you can't see none 😄😃😍😝😳🐨🐶🐮🐸🐴👻☎📱🚗🚲😡😱😋😂😏👹🙈🙉🙉👄💩

[Dobby @averagebitching]

Person: I liked the big bang theory before it was cool. Me: it was always cool

[Dobby @averagebitching]

Me inside: I want to go out and get fresh air. Me outside: I want to go in its cold.

[Dobby @averagebitching]

I use more punctuation on twitter than real life.

[Dobby @averagebitching]

When people try and talk to you on the bus, and you're just like; please die right now

[Dobby @averagebitching]

Mum, if you come into my room, I expect you to close the door when you leave

[Dobby @averagebitching]

This wind is so strong I think its going to shatter my window! #imfucked

[Dobby @averagebitching]

Night hoes

[Dobby @averagebitching]

I'm surprised I'm still fat, the amount of exercise I do to try and find a comfy position to sleep in...#bedtimeprobs

[Dobby @averagebitching]

If people say K to me, this is what I think: K...special 'K' and 'K'ellogs are cereal, 'K'iller starts with K, :O you're a cereal killer?!

[Dobby @averagebitching]

That mini heart attack when you realise your alarm didn't go off and you're late

[Dobby @averagebitching]

A whore is just a woman with the mentality of a man