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[شہربانو @averagefatty0]

says a guy whose last three tweets have been about judging people who are different from him...
your educational privilege didn't help you either
for now, I would say that Saraikis could have progressed much further had Punjabis not infringed upon their rights.

[Moeed @x_moeed]

why tf are saraikis like this?? badtameez and illiterate istg ,they don’t even know how to behave or talk in public and they’re literally in their 3rd year of uni, this trash ass education system needs to investigated

[شہربانو @averagefatty0]

that's partially because they have to overcompensate for that grim looking face...

[Mirzay. @lmaomirzay]

people with the most intimidating face are the sweetest people you'll ever meet

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

There won’t be a second date but at least she now knows why the Strait of Hormuz is a major choke point for global oil supply

[شہربانو @averagefatty0]

Iran taught me you can do wonders with minimal resources. All it takes is a good strategy to employ them effectively. Excuses should never hold you back from reaching your true potential

[Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka]

A man calls the White House and says, “I want to be the next President of the USA.”

Operator: “Are you mad?”

Man: “Is it mandatory?” 😃😀

[شہربانو @averagefatty0]

by trumpeting his own imbecility, Trump trumped all the clowns 💀

[Brandon Weichert @WeTheBrandon]

The non-war-war which wasn't started by Trump but was started by Trump because Iran was about to initiate a nuclear attack on us...with nuclear weapons that were OBLITERATED last year by Trump...is ending, except it's not ending because it's just beginning...but it is ending--soon--but we don't know when, and if you question that you're a "Panican," but the only reason Trump indicated it would be ending--which it's not, but it is (not)--is because he completely panicked when he saw the oil prices exploding--which, weren't exploding, they were merely jumping up with joy at Trump having (not) started/ended the non-war-war against Iran.

^^That's the president's recent speech in a nutshell.

[شہربانو @averagefatty0]

@godsrottenwork @ladfrommultan hahaha-no- this real? Whoaaa!!
dude, they should hire me as their brand ambassador by now

[شہربانو @averagefatty0]

@godsrottenwork those spontaneous plans were the best part of uni life

[شہربانو @averagefatty0]

Jo neend library main atti hai, wo ghar kiun nahi atti

[شہربانو @averagefatty0]

@AyeshaToor16 brutal

[شہربانو @averagefatty0]

anytime, any day 🤌🏼

[J110 @jawismm]

The only meal I can eat for years without complaining, is definitely Daal Chawal

[شہربانو @averagefatty0]

What's the point of playing Bollywood song 'Salam Aya' on Pride and Prejudice reel 😭
okay, I'll interpret it as some post colonial reclamation-only to make sense

[شہربانو @averagefatty0]

Lahore main wuthering heights wala musam hora hai

[شہربانو @averagefatty0]

@eatrotandsleep hahaha good for you. but I somehow landed this job and on returning from it the third day I called mama to tell her I can't do this
She replied 'jo kaam nahi krtay wo parhai krtay hain'

[شہربانو @averagefatty0]

I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
heaven knows I'm miserable now

[شہربانو @averagefatty0]

nights are so serene, and yet i find no sleep

[Lost & Found @SyedAounMehdi1]

Kartey hain Matam Haram Abbas (a) ka,
Hogaya Marna sitam Abbas (a) ka 💔

[شہربانو @averagefatty0]

I wasn't feeling well today, so went to sleep in the afternoon- only to wake up to a tidy and spotless kitchen. brother did all the dishes and cleaned up everything-he's a real one <3

[شہربانو @averagefatty0]

though I have been attending Majalis since childhood, there's still so much more to learn. behind every companion lies a backstory that reveals a different layer and perspective of Karbala. Each of them has a unique story to uplift your soul.

[J110 @jawismm]

I want to write about the companions of Imam Hussain(as) but I think I couldn't write for all. I want to write about Saeed bin Abdullah, Zohair bin Qaim, Wahab ibne Kalbi, Joan, Shozab, Saeed bin Abdullah, Ibne Darda, Aslam ghulam tarki, Saleem bin Ameer, Suleman bin Tarki....

[شہربانو @averagefatty0]

Abbas (A S) Meer-e- Karwan