Jane Doe

Stories from the Average Female.

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one of the wisest things I've read in a while

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Beauty comes in all shapes, color, and sizes.

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Do you ever think about all the really nice drunk girls you've met in bathrooms and wonder how they're doing? I miss all of you

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We all know that one girl who's never really in all her pictures

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Detergent

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Who needs April Fools when ur whole life is a joke

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This could be us but I'm the guy in blue

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"demi lovato is fat"

oh well can i be fat too please

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Excuse me? Mean girls what?

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Girls comment on their friends' IG pics with the most exaggerated compliments "murdering my mom with a switch blade bc Im not as perf as u"

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what a lovely winter we're having this spring

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U know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying "I just find it funny how " bc there's a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny

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Dating tip: don't

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My grandma when she finds out I haven't eaten yet

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This snap.. 😂👌

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r u african because ur a frican bitch

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Me: "how tall are you?"
Boy:"5'-"
Me:

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Literally me with everything 👌

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When your dressed & ready to go out but your friends won't answer their phones

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When you're mad at bae and he tries to kiss you