MK

Would rather be skiing

[MK @averageforest]

@kafka1815 Living the dream, another day in paradise

[MK @averageforest]

Opening fridge on Monday evening and seeing a neglected surfside from the weekend

[MK @averageforest]

Cafe mogador serves an incredible cup of vodka at brunch

[MK @averageforest]

Dirty fog on e-bike at sunset otw to the rink, cbtm

[MK @averageforest]

I do a decent job of eating healthy and working out during the week, only to undo all that good discipline by consuming 1 billion carbs in liquid and solid form between Fri-Sun. #LANK

[MK @averageforest]

Still think about kys? Try skiing in Chile in July

[MK @averageforest]

Asked a Chilean who he was rooting for in the World Cup final #argenfifa

[MK @averageforest]

Why does it seem like every mid, wannabe abg girl at a startup does GTM or growth? #shrink

[MK @averageforest]

Simeone ur a pussy and u suck at soccer

[MK @averageforest]

Argentina with more cards than shots on goal 😭

[MK @averageforest]

Ferran Torres I am sorry for calling you useless earlier, you have a mullet, you are beautiful

[MK @averageforest]

Enzo Fernandez, you are retarded

[MK @averageforest]

@kafka1815 You are a misogynist

[MK @averageforest]

Lmfao mexico losing in their famed Azteca stadium, up a man for the last 40, 11 min of stoppage time, partying outside the hotel to make English players lose sleep, and crying after every contact. You could never make me hate that team more 🤣🤣

[MK @averageforest]

Increasing my rent is illegal on stolen land, Mr landlord

[MK @averageforest]

In n out and Applebees whiskey, a 1-2 punch only comparable to prime Kobe and shaq

[MK @averageforest]

Robin Scherbatsky just announced the Vancouver Canucks picking our new coach’s son w the 3rd overall pick. Just shoot me in the face now

[MK @averageforest]

“Hot girls for x” t-shirt and it’s the most mid girl of all time

[MK @averageforest]

Why wear a crop top if you’re fat

[MK @averageforest]

He ought to win the ballon dor right

[NHLMuse @NHL_Muse]

It is very possible that Jack Eichel accomplishes all of these this season:

— Olympic Gold
— Stanley Cup
— Conn Smythe

Has anyone ever achieved this all in the same season? 🤔