airport guy

I work at an airport

[airport guy @averagegiovanni]

Can't think of a better ground zero for a diarrhea epidemic than Taco Bell.

[airport guy @averagegiovanni]

Day 312 no Pornhub in Texas. Thank God for Reddit.

[airport guy @averagegiovanni]

How small would your dick have to be before you killed yourself?

[airport guy @averagegiovanni]

Do sweatshops have Hawaiian shirt days?

[airport guy @averagegiovanni]

Whoa, Biden's vice president was shot.

[airport guy @averagegiovanni]

Are they ever gonna make 3 girls 1 cup?

[airport guy @averagegiovanni]

@CBSNews @CHueyBurns Because it worked so well with cigarettes.

[airport guy @averagegiovanni]

Day 22 no Pornhub in Texas. Redtube has also removed their site in solidarity. No one noticed.

[airport guy @averagegiovanni]

Day 521 no Pornhub in Texas. A protest was attempted but quickly resulted in one of the largest circle jerks ever witnessed. Many were arrested and the Guinness Book Of World Records was contacted but have yet to reply.

[airport guy @averagegiovanni]

Day 115 no Pornhub in Texas. I never realized how important a porn site's interface was. These other ones feel dirty.

[airport guy @averagegiovanni]

Day 403 no Pornhub in Texas. The number of Amber alerts has skyrocketed as people come to the realization that children were safer inside watching porn.

[airport guy @averagegiovanni]

Day 3,084 no Pornhub in Texas. I've officially lost track of how many days it's been.

[airport guy @averagegiovanni]

Day 178 no Pornhub in Texas. Hope is quickly becoming a thing of the past. Most have taken refuge in Xvideos or Youjizz. It's fine but it doesn't feel like home.

[airport guy @averagegiovanni]

Day 16 no Pornhub in Texas. All those step siblings might have to unionize.

[airport guy @averagegiovanni]

Day 15 no Pornhub. What will become of the horny grandmas in my area looking for sex?

[airport guy @averagegiovanni]

9/11 has been used as a punchline so much I almost wish it never happened.

[airport guy @averagegiovanni]

Perhaps a Japanese suicide botanical garden instead? 🌺

[airport guy @averagegiovanni]

@TansuYegen Fuuuuuck you

[airport guy @averagegiovanni]

@nypost Very unfair to shoot up a place where most of the clientele are too out of shape to run for their lives.