Hazel Bergeron

Living the average life! I love Diana Moon Glampers and all the equality! I'm married to George Bergeron. I love to knit and..I forgot what I was going to say

[Hazel Bergeron @averagehazel]

@TheStrangeworth I don't really remember...probably because of how amazing Diana Moon Glampers is!!!!

[Hazel Bergeron @averagehazel]

@theboyharries @TheStrangeworth what do you guys like to do? I like to knit!

[Hazel Bergeron @averagehazel]

@TheStrangeworth I don't remember where I live...I forget a lot of this.

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@theboyharries I have always wanted to be one! My idol is Diana Moon Glampers she's pretty cool.

[Hazel Bergeron @averagehazel]

@TheStrangeworth @averagehazel: @TheStrangeworth hi I'm hazel and I live in an equal world where no one is different. What's your life like?

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@harrisonberge who is this?

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@averagehazel do you remember me mom?

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Was @GeorgeBergeron2 sad because he saw @harrisonberge on TV?

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@GeorgeBergeron2 @ballerballerina they are all so talented!!

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@GeorgeBergeron2 you look so cute sitting on the couch honey!

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@harrisonberge are you my son??

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Who is this scary man name Harrison Bergeron??

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I wonder how it feels to have a handicap. I don't have any because I'm perfectly average.

[Hazel Bergeron @averagehazel]

My husband George said to forget sad things but it's still all mixed up in my mind.

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The ballerina that spoke on tv must have a pretty voice. It stinks she has to squawk.

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I think I would be such a good Handicap General just like Diana Moon Glampers!

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Sometimes I just want to cut out the bottom of George's bag and take out the lead balls.😩

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George's handicap just went off...I wonder what sound it made this time!

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I feel like knitting a new sweater but I kind have forgotten how to do it...

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Sometimes I wish people didn't have to live with handicaps....what would that be like?