joey

views are my own :)

[joey @averagejoe3005]

this account had some moments from 2017-2020, but it's time for a palate cleanse.

new twitter! follow me if you wish @broth3rstroth3r

(no i will not be paying $8 a month for a blue tick)

[joey @averagejoe3005]

@fbriones007 There was a stretch last night where neither of us said anything for like a good 12 minutes

[The State News @thesnews]

State News culture editor Miranda Dunlap reported her sexual assault to MSU. That decision has led to a long, painful process punctuated by institutional missteps, insensitivity and hypocrisy.

https://t.co/6Owp1UTVoF

[joey @averagejoe3005]

@fbriones007 Bahahaha love you buddy. Here’s to many more memes, travel stories, soccer matches and cocktails💜♐️

[joey @averagejoe3005]

What Mexico football does to a man…

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

An otter has predicted victory for Japan in their upcoming World Cup match against Germany (via @mrjeffu)

[chrissy ✨ @chrissyxchi]

BREAKING: Lizzo has acquired Frostmourne

[Lansing Facts 🫒 @LansingMIFacts]

We're going to break character for a second and just say that we're really disheartened hearing this.

Our city is at its best when all of it is accessible to everyone regardless of circumstance or ability. This decision hurts our friends and neighbors.

https://t.co/r94O31qr8u

[Vidhya Jeyadev @vidhyajeyadev]

Have gone a little bit overboard captaining my rec kickball league

[Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh_]

I’ve never seen this before and it makes the hounding of them by the British tabloids even more grotesque

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

Fasion icon.

[joey @averagejoe3005]

seeing schmoyoho return to mainstream relevance on tiktok (specifically “it’s corn”) feels like a symbolic moment for my inner child that irrationally loved autotune the news

[Vox @voxdotcom]

There have only been three justices in American history who were appointed by a president who lost the popular vote, and confirmed by a bloc of senators who represent less than half the country.

All three of them sit on the Supreme Court right now. https://t.co/E2vCS3rzbH

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

The scariest 8 words a man can say

[kam @kam2D]

ayo what da rat doin

[joey @averagejoe3005]

inside of you there are two wolves