Heather Joelle Boneparth

Attorney. Author. Views def my own. Biz affairs for @dougboneparth. Helping couples talk about MONEY TOGETHER 💕 💸 Our new book - available now! 👇

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

No one prepares you for the real hidden expense of parenthood, and I’m not talking about childcare.

It’s the fruit.

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

@morganhousel Great, now I need to call the attendant for my razors AND financial wisdom

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

@torischerer Lol nah it’s def just drinking wine

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

Well, it’s 4pm, better hunker down for my twilight ritual.

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

@vikasdayal66 Ya just had to be there.

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

Woke up feeling like a Forever 21 statement necklace that survived the Meatpacking club scene.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

We started a war with Iran and ended up with a regime change.

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

The above photo was taken before a party last night, but the lighting in our “castle” was so bad we swapped it for a real one 😉

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

Happy birthday to the king of our castle - and by castle, I mean the 4BR home we refinanced for a sub-3 mortgage.

We love you, @dougboneparth!

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

@dougboneparth Yes

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

Been telling my family for years about the Halloween I dressed not as a cat but a Cat from Cats: The Musical.

Ya just had to be there.

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

Terrifying.

[Harriman House @harrimanhouse]

Happy 1st anniversary to Money Together by Heather @averagejoelle & Douglas Boneparth @dougboneparth 🎉

This couple's guide offers a fresh, human perspective to help partners approach finances with fairness, respect, and love.

📚🎧 Available now: https://t.co/FuAIDSiDAH

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

@harrimanhouse @dougboneparth It’s our bookversary!

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

@dougboneparth I have also been up since 4am.

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

@LizSimmie @FiSurgi I am waiting by the door for delivery!

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

@kylascan I LOVE THIS!!!!

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

@dougboneparth Is there anywhere worse?

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

Money is an expression of our values.

A projection of our deepest insecurities.

And, sometimes, a vehicle of hope.

I’m thrilled to contribute to How I Invest My Money: Vol. 2, out today.

Order your copy and read more about my essay in this week’s TJA!
https://t.co/H4ksZlStHL

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

@JerseyGeneral34 @dougboneparth You can eff all the way off!

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

@cliffcornell_ @philrosenn @alexandraandnyc @csreinicke VEST SZN