Joey Barnes

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[Ashe Short @AsheSchow]

With Kennedy retiring, Democrats should be really mad that Hillary Clinton didn’t campaign to win the electoral vote.

[Joey Barnes @averagejoeshmo]

@garrettclayton1 give me your cock handsome i need it in my mouth

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Congresswoman Maxine Waters, an extraordinarily low IQ person, has become, together with Nancy Pelosi, the Face of the Democrat Party. She has just called for harm to supporters, of which there are many, of the Make America Great Again movement. Be careful what you wish for Max!

[Joey Barnes @averagejoeshmo]

@Charlie_Carver Standing O is for when someone does something commendable, usually on stage...as a Broadway actor I thought you'd know that, but then again, the house definitely isn't standing for you at the end of that garbage show.

[Joey Barnes @averagejoeshmo]

@guskenworthy @hm Wait - you're gay? I forgot because you don't mention it in EVERY tweet or public appearance. It is sad that your sexuality is the only thing about you that is interesting and also the only reason you are clinging to 15 minutes. #gay #notpride #LGBTQ

[Joey Barnes @averagejoeshmo]

@Emma4Change Why didn't you include Q in your post? because you're a fucking bigot who hates questioning people obviously. (the q doesn't stand for queer it stands for questions, btw. common misconception).

[Joey Barnes @averagejoeshmo]

@billyeichner @Emma4Change I hate when people make a point to call someone "beautiful on the outside" when they are so obviously ugly. It is just so condescending. stop trying to make ugly skinhead lezbos feel "pretty" am i right
@jeffytee

[Joey Barnes @averagejoeshmo]

If we learned anything from @therealroseanne today, it's @ABCNetwork and outraged castmates just learned how to use a thesaurus, and are awfully redundant when vainglorious tweeting. A dumb poorly worded joke is now described as #repugnant #abhorrent and makes people #horrified?

[Ryan Powers 🍉 LA @Cumrade_Powers]

I’m 6’ 2”, and it’s all torso! #tallandlean

[Joey Barnes @averagejoeshmo]

@jeffytee And if she does, I'm sure the dentist will fill it for her...thats why only boys can be dentists.

[Joey Barnes @averagejoeshmo]

@jeffytee can i get one?

[Joey Barnes @averagejoeshmo]

@davidhogg111 show us the gun in your pants..i wouldn't mind having that thing fire at me ;)

[Joey Barnes @averagejoeshmo]

@NYdirty30 who'd you get them in? pic? I'm jealous

[Joey Barnes @averagejoeshmo]

ok someone has to be "that guy" and it might as well be me...who's got nudez of those high school kids marching against guns or whatever? If they are old enough to go on Ellen / change law policy, they are old enough to send nudez, and one of those thinks is cute af..@jeffytee

[Joey Barnes @averagejoeshmo]

@fakedansavage @Adaripp @guskenworthy I think you are confused...@mirai_nagasu is the olympic hero gay boys everywhere have been waiting for. @Adaripp and @guskenworthy are just new spank bank material that seem a tad more attainable to gay boys than jerking off to @shaunwhite

[Joey Barnes @averagejoeshmo]

@NBCOlympics @shaunwhite @Adaripp @chloekimsnow @mirai_nagasu @TeamUSA @usskiteam @USFigureSkating When did @Adaripp steal the show exactly? Was it before or after his 10th place finish in the free skate??

[Joey Barnes @averagejoeshmo]

@guskenworthy @Adaripp LOL we are used to it. Everyone is gay, its the 90s. Come back when you have something people should actually care about.

[Joey Barnes @averagejoeshmo]

@kylekrieger that is because you are so vapid and vain you are incapable of making real friends, only "friends" who elevate your esteem and social media reach. I'd feel bad for you if it wasn't so pathetic.

[Joey Barnes @averagejoeshmo]

@guskenworthy what did he do that made you proud??? Did he take both you and and your boyfriends cocks at the same time? #DP