Lower East Side Guy

Finance guy. Ball-knower. Recovering college DJ. Also probably getting tf out of the LES in August.

[Lower East Side Guy @averageLESguy]

@Geiger_Capital Basically the people that get screwed are those who make >$1 million a year in income because they pay half of it in taxes. Meanwhile people with billions in equity have come up with creative ways to avoid paying income taxes. Why would they pay taxes if they don’t have to?

[Lower East Side Guy @averageLESguy]

@Geiger_Capital It’s a totally different debate to start talking about the top 1% paying the most income taxes. Everyone knows that. The issue the thread was referring to is how billionaires avoid paying taxes by never turning their wealth into “income,” instead taking out loans on their equity.

[Lower East Side Guy @averageLESguy]

How it feels seeing people in line for bars when you just got play for the first time in two months

[Lower East Side Guy @averageLESguy]

Honestly this is more sad than anything

[Lower East Side Guy @averageLESguy]

😅

[Lower East Side Guy @averageLESguy]

Out of solidarity with @KipsBayKen, I’m not tweeting until I get laid

[Lower East Side Guy @averageLESguy]

@KipsBayKen 😂

[Lower East Side Guy @averageLESguy]

Listening to the Bill Simmons pod for like two weeks will exponentially increase your ball knowledge

[Lower East Side Guy @averageLESguy]

@EastTribecaGuy @grok @thestuytownguy @grok follow up: who has the funniest tweets out of these three accounts @averageLESguy @EastTribecaGuy @thestuytownguy . In other words, who has the best sense of humor?

[Lower East Side Guy @averageLESguy]

Hey @grok , which 3 public figures do my tweets/replies sound like or resemble? Go into deep detail for each

[Lower East Side Guy @averageLESguy]

I think we should make every U.S. citizen take a mandatory IQ test and post all the results publicly online

[Lower East Side Guy @averageLESguy]

@LongOnlyLarry @grok Hahaha suck it

[Lower East Side Guy @averageLESguy]

Anyone trying to find the testing floor with me? #severance

[Lower East Side Guy @averageLESguy]

@rainboltsburner It’s just annoying at this point

[Lower East Side Guy @averageLESguy]

Can the females of NYC please #shrink this type of sunglasses? I see them an obnoxious amount.

[Lower East Side Guy @averageLESguy]

Vibe we’re on after being on vacation for a week

[Lower East Side Guy @averageLESguy]

My humor is so broken

[Lower East Side Guy @averageLESguy]

After perusing the books section at the airport, my biggest takeaway is that most of these bestselling authors just write a bunch of bullshit.

Was previously under the impression that bestselling authors all have the ability of F. Scott Fitzgerald or Mark Twain.