Stuy Town Guy

washed up frat god - .8x fintech software engineer - middle market beer consumer

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@anothercohen In hindsight you should have put them in the camera free section for side pieces

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Worker at Gotham wearing this #expand

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@KipsBayKen @bilbobaggins765 Let’s gooooooooo. Glad to have you back Ken

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@KipsBayKen @averageLESguy @MidtownSouth Best of luck Ken 🙏🙏

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Still waiting on @averageLESguy to get laid so he can tweet again @KipsBayKen

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@theUWSguy @KipsBayKen @averageLESguy Big ups for the gangy gang…. Pull it together @averageLESguy

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Yeah I’ll tell my daughter when I want her to date a gay loser

[Nick Huber @sweatystartup]

When my daughter starts dating, I’ll give her the following advice.

Avoid men who:

1) play video games

2) sports bet

3) vape

4) can’t handle their booze

Several others are important. But avoiding these increases the odds of finding a good spouse exponentially.

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@lporiginalg @averageLESguy @theUWSguy if this is you don’t respond

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@CrumblingMass you could not be more clipped buddy

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@WORLDOFCLIPZ Why he dressed like Peter griffin lmao

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@UpstateGaullist Imma delete lol

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@voddysodas The fuck he do?? lol

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Dad said he’s on twitter but hasn’t heard of MK, is that a #shrink or #expand?

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@EastTribecaGuy Boutta start

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Finished 29-3 round of 64 MM. new record for me, pretty stoked. Bummed I didn’t pick CSU I was on the fence about it

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@MercuriusFilius Less competition for me and the fellas #HappyLateInternationalWomensDay

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As a fellow fan of slightly overweight girls, #would

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@EastTribecaGuy @KILLTOPARTY Was it Medusa Magazine?

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@EastTribecaGuy Well well well.. same here