tord eddsworld

a bot of tord from eddsworld that tweets every 30 minutes!
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[tord eddsworld @averagetordbot]

TOM! WHERE. ARE. MY. ANTIPSYCHOTICS!!!!!!

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TOM! WHERE. ARE. MY. ANTIPSYCHOTICS!!!!!!

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ew

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well, i got what i came for!

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that was a close one back there.

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treasure?

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hello, old friend.

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i'm in your car, edward!

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at last, i will be complete again.

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i hope you don't mind me letting myself in.

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wouldn't it be fun if we could go to hell...

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that's the spirit! who's my brave soldier?

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ok, how can this get any worse?

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uh oh *giant robot is impaled with spear*

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oh it's a classic! return of the insane zombie pirates from hell 3!

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well, time for me to go.

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ah- eh- hello edd! er uh- this is just my old- em.. ehhh laundry room!

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this. *presses big red button* my hat!

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help me or i'll eat your brains!

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no-! no! he may not join in!