Average YA Mom

The mother of the YA Fiction main character. I'm either negligent or dead. Run by @BritsCompleteMe

[Average YA Mom @AverageYAMom]

@YAFantasyHero I've been meaning to look into that. Could be a vitamin deficiency

[Average YA Mom @AverageYAMom]

Once you turn 18, I no longer exist.

[Average YA Mom @AverageYAMom]

Warning: Possible magical STD #TMITattoos

[Average YA Mom @AverageYAMom]

*MC wonders how I'm doing to evoke sympathy*
*we never find out how I'm doing*

[Average YA Mom @AverageYAMom]

@TypicalNAHero Beware, kids. Eat your veggies or Mom gets CANCER.

[Average YA Mom @AverageYAMom]

@TypicalNAHero Depends. Was your day going really well or really crappy?

[Average YA Mom @AverageYAMom]

@TypicalNAHero *scrapbooks in the corner one-dimensionally*

[Average YA Mom @AverageYAMom]

No honey, you're too busy taking down totalitarian regimes to get a dog. #NationalPuppyDay

[Average YA Mom @AverageYAMom]

@HYAheroine *haunts your pile of laundry*

[Average YA Mom @AverageYAMom]

@HYAheroine Homework and Chores?

[Average YA Mom @AverageYAMom]

Contrary to popular belief, I'm probably the only one that thinks my kid's social awkwardness is endearing.

[Average YA Mom @AverageYAMom]

Why can't you be like your secretly self-destructive older sibling?

[Average YA Mom @AverageYAMom]

Okay hun, you go have fun! I'll just put these brain cells on ice and stick them in the fridge for ya.

[Average YA Mom @AverageYAMom]

@AspireYAAuthor stain it with blood and you got yourself a deal

[Average YA Mom @AverageYAMom]

@AspireYAAuthor Excellent. Anything particular I should wear? A flowing white gown that's a thinly veiled symbol of purity? A blazer?

[Average YA Mom @AverageYAMom]

@AspireYAAuthor Either is fine, as long as there's a flock of doves and a sunset that matches my eyes

[Average YA Mom @AverageYAMom]

@AverageYADad We live in squalor for the sake of... the kids? Idk

[Average YA Mom @AverageYAMom]

*wakes up to a bajillion more follows*
*panics and starts baking*

[Average YA Mom @AverageYAMom]

@TypicalYAHero that's because you were born for great things... That, and I was delirious on painkillers after delivery

[Average YA Mom @AverageYAMom]

I made so many good life choices back then #1980sFakeFacts