YA Fantasy Hero

The Chosen One. Obviously. Saving the world with two of my crazy friends from demons/evil wizards/aliens/ancient Gods.

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Out of 7 billion people in the world, of course it would be I, the sixteen year old middle class white boy who would be The Chosen One.

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#NationalSiblingsDay My only half-brother is a goblin necromancer and all of my normal siblings are dead but have fun without me, guys.

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@AspireYAAuthor @TokenYASidekick I mean, if they were the best written character, they would be the main protagonist. #obviously

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@AspireYAAuthor @TokenYASidekick April Fools was like a week ago man

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@AverageYADad @TheYABestFriend Ok you two just used up your only interaction ever so I hope it was worth it

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Of course, the Easter bunny was actually a dark wizard who is returning soon, according to the prophecy

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@TheYABestFriend Repeatedly stating that you "have a bad feeling about this" DOES NOT COUNT

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#ThingsJesusNeverSaid "Hey, maybe we should bring me back to life three chapters after I die? Don't wanna annoy the fanbase."

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@AspireYAAuthor @TheYABestFriend No, the first chapter either has to be from my perspective or someone who gets killed off at the end of it.

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My teen angst is better than your teen angst because it's fuelled by dark magic seeking to slowly corrupt me

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@TheYABestFriend Maybe you'll get a chapter from your point of view of you keep it VERY short

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@TheYABestFriend Sure thing.

#AprilFools

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@TheYABestFriend But you're not the one who the prophecy says will bring light to the darkness so :/

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The prophecy says, "Literally just use a gun to shoot the bad guy in the face. Are you stupid?"

#AprilFools

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@AverageYAMom Good thing I'm perpetually just below that for about eight years.

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Where would I be without this world of magic? Maybe with both of my hands.

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#NationalPuppyDay I had a puppy once but it turned out to be a hellhound and tried to possess me.

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@AverageYAMom Why weren't you killed off in the prologue like every other YA mom?

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@AverageYAMom When you met a half-Orc God from beyond darkness, why was your first thought to have sex with it?

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#MyMomAlwaysSaysIn4Words Your dad is Zeus.

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100 followers? How are we supposed to have a love triangle with 100 of you?