The YA Best Friend

I'm perfectly happy as your adorable comic relief. You go save the world, bestie! I got your back! YA parody account by @thaaascray

[The YA Best Friend @TheYABestFriend]

People always think it’s such a coincidence when you and your love interest happen to find yourselves under the mistletoe, but little do they know, I put it EVERYWHERE. #wingwoman

[The YA Best Friend @TheYABestFriend]

If you're a sarcastic, guarded jerk, I must now be an actual ray of sunshine. That’s how best friends work. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

[The YA Best Friend @TheYABestFriend]

All heroes have a fatal flaw. Mine is the discount aisle at Target.
#getinloserweregoingshopping

[The YA Best Friend @TheYABestFriend]

Oh, please. With all the post-apocalyptic PTSD, I do that one In my sleep!

[k @koi_19]

@TheYABestFriend But do your skills include shouting "oh, behind you!" when its almost too late? If not I may have to step in.

[The YA Best Friend @TheYABestFriend]

I don’t know what you mean when you say I’m no good in a fight.

I have a black belt in cringing, covering my eyes, and saying, “That’s gotta hurt!”

[The YA Best Friend @TheYABestFriend]

Interviewer: What's biggest impact you’ve had on the story?

Me: Probably the body-shaped one that I made when I got thrown into the wall.

[The YA Best Friend @TheYABestFriend]

@broodingYAhero I do what I can. 💁🏻‍♀️

[The YA Best Friend @TheYABestFriend]

Some people would be upset that they get left out of all the major plot points, but I just see it as an opportunity to pet sit, eat all the food in your fridge, and not get injured.
#Caturday

[The YA Best Friend @TheYABestFriend]

For your weekend plans, may I suggest winning homecoming queen, fighting a life-or-death battle, and saving the world?

Bonus points if you get your first kiss by Sunday.
#FridayNight

[The YA Best Friend @TheYABestFriend]

I know @TypicalYAHero is 16 and has no sort of relevant life experience, but she’d make a good leader of this dystopian world, wouldn’t she?
#VoteBFF #FF

[The YA Best Friend @TheYABestFriend]

@broodingYAhero Or maybe after his policies inadvertently cause my death? My BFF tends to get real up front and personal with royalty when properly motivated.

[The YA Best Friend @TheYABestFriend]

Half the reason I’m not in this chapter is because I’ve been making sure you can graduate at the end of the book.

AKA writing all the papers you missed for plot reasons. You owe me big time. #amwriting

[The YA Best Friend @TheYABestFriend]

@Porecomesis What can I say? I get distracted easily.

[The YA Best Friend @TheYABestFriend]

You know, when I said we should get matching friendship bracelets, I didn’t mean we should both get arrested and wear matching handcuffs.

[The YA Best Friend @TheYABestFriend]

Note to self: the answer to the question “Does anybody else know you’re here?” is ALWAYS “Yes, actually. I hired a skywriter."

[The YA Best Friend @TheYABestFriend]

Something that consistently amazes me is my BFFs ability to solve problems. Granted, she tends to do that by turning them into even bigger problems, but hey, nobody’s perfect.

[The YA Best Friend @TheYABestFriend]

While you’re complaining to me via phone/hologram/letter about “never asking to be the Chosen One,” I’m putting the finishing touches on your Chosen One logo and printing roughly a million posters. T-shirts coming soon!

[The YA Best Friend @TheYABestFriend]

@OleFermelOeil

[The YA Best Friend @TheYABestFriend]

I love it when someone says, “Yeah? You and what army?”

It’s my cue to pop out of nowhere like a friggin ninja with everybody you’ve ever acknowledged, setting you up for the world’s most beautiful comeback.

[The YA Best Friend @TheYABestFriend]

Yeah, so it’s great and all that this random guy came by at the perfect time to bail us out of this mess, but did anyone else notice that the background music DEFINITELY switched to a minor key when he introduced himself? No? Just me?