People always think it’s such a coincidence when you and your love interest happen to find yourselves under the mistletoe, but little do they know, I put it EVERYWHERE. #wingwoman
Some people would be upset that they get left out of all the major plot points, but I just see it as an opportunity to pet sit, eat all the food in your fridge, and not get injured.
#Caturday
For your weekend plans, may I suggest winning homecoming queen, fighting a life-or-death battle, and saving the world?
Bonus points if you get your first kiss by Sunday.
#FridayNight
I know @TypicalYAHero is 16 and has no sort of relevant life experience, but she’d make a good leader of this dystopian world, wouldn’t she?
#VoteBFF#FF
@broodingYAhero Or maybe after his policies inadvertently cause my death? My BFF tends to get real up front and personal with royalty when properly motivated.
Half the reason I’m not in this chapter is because I’ve been making sure you can graduate at the end of the book.
AKA writing all the papers you missed for plot reasons. You owe me big time. #amwriting
Something that consistently amazes me is my BFFs ability to solve problems. Granted, she tends to do that by turning them into even bigger problems, but hey, nobody’s perfect.
While you’re complaining to me via phone/hologram/letter about “never asking to be the Chosen One,” I’m putting the finishing touches on your Chosen One logo and printing roughly a million posters. T-shirts coming soon!
I love it when someone says, “Yeah? You and what army?”
It’s my cue to pop out of nowhere like a friggin ninja with everybody you’ve ever acknowledged, setting you up for the world’s most beautiful comeback.
Yeah, so it’s great and all that this random guy came by at the perfect time to bail us out of this mess, but did anyone else notice that the background music DEFINITELY switched to a minor key when he introduced himself? No? Just me?