Averi

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When the price is right but the shipping is tripping

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how I feel when someone is showing me a video that isn't funny and lasts more than 2 minutes

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Hotels be like, “It’s $145 a night and you’re staying two nights, so that brings your total to $850.”

[julia @juumelo_]

you’re on thick fucking ice. I love u

[M★ @miiirrrskiii]

shut up bitch we’re listening to the killers

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

App idea: Shazam but for the sound my car is making.

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Popped a Zyn while drinking a Celsius and now I can hear my hair growing

[Charlotte ☾♓️Ⓥ @CharlotteKaye]

Not liking cats is such an ick

[໊ @cdoll]

“tomorrow i'm going to wake up early and workout”

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

just saw someone spell everybody “every buddy” and i kinda fuck with it

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i am both big dawg & baby girl

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Everyone talking about the Spotify logo but I’m still salty from when Instagram updated

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

Owl Cafe, Albuquerque NM, 1986.