Alina Avery

What’s that jacket, Margiela?

[Alina Avery @avery_alina]

Thankful everyday for the widespread acceptance of “resting bitch face” which allows me to use my active bitch face with abandon.

[Alina Avery @avery_alina]

my favorite part of daycare drop off is when the other parents pull into the lot and i can hear how far each of us got into the frozen soundtrack while stuck in traffic that morning

[Alina Avery @avery_alina]

Still find myself giggling whenever I remember the time my husband forgot the phrase “growth spurt” and called it a “bursty grow”

[I’m Batman❤️‍🔥 @whereitrains]

I’ve never felt this seen before

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

"OMG THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG." - the horse at the club

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

KNIVES OUT

KNiiVES OUT

KNIV3S OUT

KN𝕀𝕍ES OUT

KNI𝕍ES OUT

KNIFE 6: IT'S OUT AGAIN

[Alina Avery @avery_alina]

howww can i make twitter stop recommending horse twitter to me i am not a horse girl you can't make me

[Alina Avery @avery_alina]

@KristinaLuca Omg nandos!!!! We get my SIL to ship us bottles from Maryland 😅😅

[Alina Avery @avery_alina]

Most under utilized emoji: 🎻

Also: 🧈

And: 🧻

[Amanda K Gordon @amandakgordon]

Women don’t need a day. Women need equal pay, paid maternity leave, flexible work, leadership positions, board seats, and funding.

[Sean Lyndersay @SeanOnTwt]

Amazon has hit a key milestone. There are now more women on the S-Team (Senior Leadership team) than there are Jeffs.

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

he was a boy, she was his mom
can i make it anymore oedipus

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Very bold of the creator of spinach and artichoke dip to name it that when it’s 95% cheese

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

IF YOU GET VACCINATED, YOU WILL NOT DIE OF COVID.

I honestly don’t understand why this isn’t the headline of every covid story.

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

Tom Brady is going to celebrate with an extra almond tonight

[Alina Avery @avery_alina]

The Weeknd halftime show

[berry @sckberry]

jane fonda jane fonda
in the 80’s in her 80’s