Avery Beaton

North of 60

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

I love them. 😂

[John @JMN2323]

Guy behind me on the plane ordered a “straight tequila” (at 7:17am).

His wife immediately asked him what he’s doing

He just said: “traveling”

[Avery Beaton @avery_beaton]

@elonmusk https://t.co/54ttY1xmEg Start with a planner

[Avery Beaton @avery_beaton]

@tkelce @Experian_US Never forget to pay a bill again with help from: https://t.co/qBJN8tiRtt

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

Massive wildfire outbreak has broken out in the Northwest Territories of Canada, burning hundreds of thousands of acres in just a few hours.

Thousands have been evacuated across various small communities, but just like Lahaina serious telecommunications failure is ongoing.

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

we were living laughing loving but at what cost

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

wanna feel old? charlie from "charlie bit my finger" is now the reigning monarch of the united kingdom

[kevin @Ke7inBurke]

beyond meat implies the existence of bed meat and bath meat

[𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒂 @liviuuh]

you deserve all the flowers in the world

[Mark @markiplier]

I don’t care if you don’t want to hear this; overturning Roe v. Wade is an erosion of women’s rights and reinforces this absurd, backwards notion that women shouldn’t be allowed to be in control of their own bodies. If you DON’T think that’s absurd and backwards, fuck you.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[samantha reid @sammmreid]

annual reminder that good health is not a moral virtue and bad health is not a moral failing

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

BREAKING: CDC Shortens 5-Second Rule to 2 Seconds

[Avery Beaton @avery_beaton]

It’s a @Fergie Christmas

[Avery Beaton @avery_beaton]

@jprose0 Deb is out for 🩸

[Avery Beaton @avery_beaton]

@chelseaperetti 🥶

[Avery Beaton @avery_beaton]

@kaaylieo Oh my god, and I thought I was doing something 😭