Avery Rule

Politically agnostic philanthropist who posts about campaign finance and offshore drilling policies

[Avery Rule @avery_rule]

Pretty girl keeps posting hot pics on her story. Can anyone lmk how I can turn this into some action and potentially marriage? #LANK

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Dr. Fauci sold me bad dust

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Mom is making me get first aid certified at 7am tomorrow to help my resume. I’m sure knowing CPR is going to help me land a data science job #unemployed

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They have no idea that I have a Glock in my waistband #WouldEverySingleOne

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Blue moon with lemon. The fat bartender at faegens would never do this. #NotTipping

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@ChudPowers Had a great time #chudmaxxing with @ChudPowers today!!!!!

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Turn the wind up so it fucks up his hair as he walks to get a headshot taken

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@ChudPowers Keep that thing tucked with your chin

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Big titties don’t count if you’re fat. That’s like going fast in a car #RealTalk

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“Yeah let’s put everyone in durags with gay little squares on the top” #retarded #BlackAndEducated

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Black pussy is awful #ToEachTheirOwn

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Hot girl found my twitter and all the sudden I’m Nick Fuentes. #PleaseTextMe #YoureHot #ImFugly #FetsLuck

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The fat bartender at faegens just pulled a butt plug out of his ass

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I heard all drinks at faegens are on the fat bartenders tab

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The fat bartender at faegens raped me #RyanPerez

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Tried to bring a girl home and all the sudden she’s lesbian #FuckMyChudLife

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Won my first ever Kahoot in the last one of my academic career #LANK #RaymondBorque

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Nothing quite like winning a chess match in front of a crowd of older black gentlemen #BobbyFisher

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Leaving the bar with the 5 who just has a nice set of busty jugs

[Avery Rule @avery_rule]

“So what do you bring to the table?”