avery the simp

[avery the simp @avery_stoddard]

when I start the closing shift at work and BeReal hasn’t notified me that I have 2 min to post I sink into the knowledge that once again I’ll be at work for my BeReal :,(

[avery the simp @avery_stoddard]

@spelledeenotey do it !!

[avery the simp @avery_stoddard]

not all men ???? you’re right. justin russo would never treat me like this.

[avery the simp @avery_stoddard]

@imjosephsilver hey i like the 1975

[roxanne @xannedominique]

taylor swift really said drop everything now

[avery the simp @avery_stoddard]

Camp rock is a better coming-of-age movie than perks of being a wallflower

[real slim sadie @sorryitssadie]

had to do a double take to see if this was a parody account....goddamn

[avery the simp @avery_stoddard]

you’ll always be a maggot

[avery the simp @avery_stoddard]

how do we reject the status quo when the status quo is .... status quo

[avery the simp @avery_stoddard]

When you make your own shoes you’re the master of your feet

[avery the simp @avery_stoddard]

boys in provo only simp for spike ball and rock climbing

[avery the simp @avery_stoddard]

if i’m a cake just cut me already

[avery the simp @avery_stoddard]

in another life i was a bowling ball

[avery the simp @avery_stoddard]

@imjosephsilver i’ll be here waiting

[avery the simp @avery_stoddard]

i cried in the bathroom at work today bc i got worried that i was being annoying

[Cam @cthuey1]

Hey @COVID19 you suck

[avery the simp @avery_stoddard]

@imjosephsilver proof ????

[avery the simp @avery_stoddard]

@imjosephsilver @spelledeenotey i wouldn’t say no