ave

Yeah ya know I just really like bread

[ave @AveryBarela]

Looks like Walmart is ready for sylly week

[ave @AveryBarela]

idgi what point are you trying to prove by not wearing a mask in an H&M, quit giving grief to retail workers who are just DOING THEIR JOB

[prance @bocxtop]

a bored caveman rubbed two sticks together until it lit up now i gotta do battle with excel from 9am to 5pm everyday

[ave @AveryBarela]

@wildinn_ This is the truest tweet I’ve seen today

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Sometimes is ok to wake up and choose violence. At least once a month.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Ugh I was supposed to perform wap at the inauguration today but I had a dentist appointment 😓😓....maybe next time .

[Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls]

“This could’ve been an email”

[Fanon’s Dreams @TrapBasquiat]

They brought the national guard into Baltimore because a CVS was on fire

[Terra 🕷️ @BR0WNSGA]

It’s harder to get in a Trader Joe’s during a pandemic than it is the capitol

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

If you don't impeach and remove a President for staging a coup, what's the point of impeachment.

[Tara Millette @LazyGinger]

Remember when they shoved a senior citizen so hard he cracked his skull on the pavement and he started bleeding out of his ears?

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

they’re calling this election “the best excuse to binge drink on a Tuesday afternoon in American history”

[ave @AveryBarela]

@donatadesignco @cuddlykittykaty

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

we’ll be watching inspirational movies for the next 48 hours starting with Air Bud

[ItGIRL @AaliyahJay]

Go where you are celebrated, appreciated, and reassured! Stay away from anything opposite of that!

[Stubblefields @Stubblefields]

Statement from Dj Goldfinger

[ave @AveryBarela]

I hate that whenever I look at a blank wall in my apartment i visualize what plant i could put there

[ave @AveryBarela]

Have they always clapped at the end of press conferences and press briefings with the president? Like have i really missed that detail this whole time

[ave @AveryBarela]

@casek98 Ahhh yes I forgot to mention, the Parentals will also be in the PNW. They’re escorting frank

[ave @AveryBarela]

FRANK WILL BE IN SEATTLE IN LESS THAN 48 HOURS, I REPEAT PUP IS ON HIS WAY TO THE PNW