Avery

Human Disaster. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 (they/them)

[Avery @averybravery22]

How am I supposed to girlboss gaslight gatekeep in these conditions ????

[Avery @averybravery22]

@AngeeGabs I feel like @drfarha077 is a person you should follow for this sort of thing. She is incredible.

[Avery @averybravery22]

I truly think JVN could heal the world, like can we please just let them try

[Avery @averybravery22]

Do people really just leave an unrefrigerated bowl of eggnog out at parties all night irl???

[Avery @averybravery22]

Y’all I think Kevin McAllister might be a psychopath

[Avery @averybravery22]

@AngeeGabs These are beautiful!! I would cry of joy if I received a gift this thoughtful.

[Avery @averybravery22]

The best way I can describe adhd - it’s like your brain is constantly throwing a party but not a fun one and you actually weren’t even invited

[Avery @averybravery22]

The neurodivergent urge to never ever turn on the Big Light™️

[Avery @averybravery22]

Buddy the Elf could’ve brought the ring to Mordor and destroyed it

[Avery @averybravery22]

All pasta is noodles but not all noodles are pasta and that’s final

[Avery @averybravery22]

@theSusyness Someone on tiktok said it’s like kohl’s cash but I’m pretty sure that was a joke

[Avery @averybravery22]

I honestly think Dean Pelton is one of the best characters ever on TV, he is truly hilarious and must be protected at all costs

[Avery @averybravery22]

Wait is Lip Sync Battle just Drag Race for straights????

[Avery @averybravery22]

If I could attend a ball with a dagger strapped to my thigh underneath my flowing deep red gown, I think at least half of my problems would go away

[Avery @averybravery22]

It’s always weird to me when James Bond says he wants his martini “shaken, not stirred” cause honestly that’s the standard/normal way to make a martini, like don’t be a Karen, Jamie boy

[Avery @averybravery22]

The more I see my neurotypical friends interact with one another the more I’m convinced I also have autism on top of my recent adhd diagnosis 🙃🙃🙃

[Avery @averybravery22]

Okay so Annie from Good Girls is definitely neurodivergent in some way, right??? Like she absolutely has to be, she is the best

[Avery @averybravery22]

@theSusyness Yeah I’m pretty sure “things you do to not die” does not equal “self care”

[Avery @averybravery22]

@dead_grrrl I stg if this is the HelloFresh chickpea curry meal, I ate the same thing today!!!

[Avery @averybravery22]

@theSusyness Right?! I love him so much, I’d absolutely join his cult

[Avery @averybravery22]

Imagine if Klaus Hargreaves had tiktok, like how unhinged would that even be