avery ☻

i hold the world in a paper cup

[avery ☻ @averyglover]

i do want Rory to win for Rory but i also want him to win so we can stop doing this dance every year where the reporters talk about him and no one else like 80% of the time

[avery ☻ @averyglover]

mal robyn nancy shima my opps

[N @dearvotion]

type of vibe i’m on

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”

Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”

Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”

Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

i love being a pedestrian i loove having the right of way it is like a drug to me

[avery ☻ @averyglover]

@tayl1921 my favorite

[sarah @sablaah]

I could never be a movie critic because almost every time I see a movie I’m like “yeah that was fun” and it’s usually because I got popcorn and a big soda

[avery ☻ @averyglover]

this would be an awesome movie

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

In 1985, a drug smuggler threw $15M of cocaine from his airplane into a national forest in Georgia. The cocaine was found by a black bear who ate all of it, went on a rampage, and then died of a massive overdose.

[avery ☻ @averyglover]

my boyfriend:

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

Have you considered rizzing them up with a letter? 🤔

[avery ☻ @averyglover]

no genuinely what purpose does the “recently sold” category on facebook marketplace have aside from making me mad😭

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

the dog in me

[avery ☻ @averyglover]

the only thing that gives me baby fever is baby grinch

[avery ☻ @averyglover]

@tayl1921 my personal favorites

[Bobby Petrino @CoachBPetrino]

It’s you and me 15. Proud to be coming home. Now let’s bring the Hogs a Championship!! 🐗 #WooPig

[St. Paul Pork Product @DGR3XL]

When Shania Twain says “Let’s Go, Girls” and I’m two rooms away

[avery ☻ @averyglover]

where the hell is super nanny when the world needs her

[avery ☻ @averyglover]

@tayjohnsonl i’ll take the ultra mama