Avery L

probably showing pics of my dogs

[Avery L @averyhacker]

@imkylecooke found this at Goodwill, want me to pick it up for you? $3.99 great find

[Avery L @averyhacker]

How on gods green earth is there a Real Housewives of Rhode Island before there’s a Real Housewives of Scottsdale… @Andy please help

[Avery L @averyhacker]

Men will never understand the feeling of getting complimented on a crisp eyeliner wing from another woman. Ain’t nothing like it

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

unserious performances at the today show, all this at 8 a.m. a thread:

1) fergie doing cartwheels

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

I will never recover from James Kennedy calling up Raquel, putting her on speakerphone in a room full of people, and then asking her if it was worth blowing her life up for “SANDOVAL’S LITTLE COCKY COCK.” #PumpRules

[Avery L @averyhacker]

When you drop a trauma bomb on a group of new friends #vpr #Scandoval

[Avery L @averyhacker]

@beau13lawrence Everything’s about perspective, Beau. Think about how funny it would be

[Avery L @averyhacker]

I wonder what a highlight reel of all my trips and falls would look like

[Avery L @averyhacker]

I had a dream that @halsey and @samsmith did a bad bitch duo rendition of Poor Unfortunate Souls from the Little Mermaid and now I won’t rest until I have it. Think Unholy/Nightmare vibes but make it more evil and under water…or maybe I should stop taking melatonin

[Avery L @averyhacker]

⁦@halsey⁩ fourth year posting this. I’ll repost every year and I’ll always stand by it

If anything she’s consistent (I am she)

[Avery L @averyhacker]

@DFWAirport “expect longer lines” um did you actually mean “get here days before your flight or else you’ll miss it because we won’t open other security lines”?

[Avery L @averyhacker]

Didn’t realize @FirstForeverAZ got a new snapchat

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

the only emily that deserves to be in paris.

[Kaitlyn Bristowe @kaitlynbristowe]

Can we get @britneyspears a be real account please

[Avery L @averyhacker]

@Apple needs to make FaceTime video voicemails a thing and I won’t rest until it happens

[First and Forever @FirstForeverAZ]

CHECK OUT THE MUSIC VIDEO FOR OUR NEW SINGLE "EULOGY"

https://t.co/Jkn4BR7clw

[Avery L @averyhacker]

@FirstForeverAZ It was written in the stars @FirstForeverAZ @morgliptak

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Me explaining to my boss why I had 6 margaritas at lunch

[Avery L @averyhacker]

You’ve got to go through your @KSlash10 to find your @MauricioUmansky