Avery Johnson

Hello, I'm Sergeant Major Avery Junior Johnson, Service Number 48789-20114-AJ. I enjoy listening to flip music and Sweet Williams Cigars.

[Avery Johnson @averyjohnson]

Glad that people everywhere are using me in FireFight right now. ODST

[Avery Johnson @averyjohnson]

@TehSkull I AM disapointed

[Avery Johnson @averyjohnson]

is smoking a cigar right now. When am I not smoking a cigar though.

[Avery Johnson @averyjohnson]

@vicdeleon Do you know what the ladies like?

[Avery Johnson @averyjohnson]

Please... don't shake the lightbulb.

[Avery Johnson @averyjohnson]

We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon.........and we had to share the rock!

[Avery Johnson @averyjohnson]

When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy schmanzy tanks.

[Avery Johnson @averyjohnson]

Oh, I know what the ladies like.