Kayla Avery

Men are the worst! Creator of @facebookjailed &

[Kayla Avery @averykayla]

I'm not pregnant but I take a pregnancy test every morning, just to make sure I start the day with good news. #fb

[Kayla Avery @averykayla]

What a way to start a murder defense by claiming your client chose dismemberment instead of 911 bc of their innocence...#Brianwalshetrial

[Kayla Avery @averykayla]

@sethmoulton is the congressional equivalent to the supervisor with a clipboard, pretending to work while doing nothing. Now he thinks he deserves a promotion, what a joke! @EdMarkey

[Kayla Avery @averykayla]

So much for that magahat “fuck your feelings” mantra now that *their* feelings got hurt #fuckcharliekirk

[Kayla Avery @averykayla]

Hey @MaggieWolfndale my parents are big fans and at #Saratoga this weekend for the first time, they’re hoping they get to see ya while exploring :)

[Kayla Avery @averykayla]

We need more Luigi Mangione’s in the US

[Kayla Avery @averykayla]

When the person I just texted calls instead of replying #GRAMMYs

[Kayla Avery @averykayla]

Ever notice how no one has ever seen Hayden Panettiere & Sabrina Carpenter in the same room?!? #Grammys2025

[Kayla Avery @averykayla]

Any chance the dems could convince Obama to be the VP??? Itd be like that Clinton VP rumor all over again but with a real black president this time!

[Kayla Avery @averykayla]

Please dems get all high and mighty with Bob Melendez while saying “now is the time to love trump blah blah” this country is doomed

[Kayla Avery @averykayla]

@sethmoulton Do you do anything?? Literally what have you ever done besides take up space when no one asks for it?

[Kayla Avery @averykayla]

No one has said where ted cruz was last night…like father like son…

[Kayla Avery @averykayla]

If only trump had bone spurs in his ears then he could have dodged the whole thing entirely

[Kayla Avery @averykayla]

If biden wanted to win he would have made a statement saying he ordered the hit then dropped the mic while yelling “SCOTUS IMMUNITY BITCHES!!”

[Kayla Avery @averykayla]

Damn too bad bone spurs couldnt protect him tonight

[Kayla Avery @averykayla]

Lol to the “no political violence” tweets from politicians, like ya’ll know how this country began right??? We literally just celebrated it on the 4th with explosions…also remember when he said hang mike pence??

[Kayla Avery @averykayla]

So the shooter missed? Well he probably knows the difference between there/they’re/their…soo take that!

[Kayla Avery @averykayla]

Only way biden to save his campaign now if he gets shot or is the shooter…. 🤬

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take

[Kayla Avery @averykayla]

Last president to avoid assassination he was deemed too brain dead to be indicted….so far they have the brain dead part in common

[Kayla Avery @averykayla]

It was probably just a poorly timed mosquito and some fireworks off in the distance