Avery Lee

writer / actor / asian person @WGAEast GAG @ucbtla @grossmanandjack former exec dir @stirfridaynight before times: @thesecondcity @iochicago

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Here’s my audition for White Character That Just Saved A Bunch Of Asian People

[Vic Chao FIND ME PRETTY MUCH ANYWHERE BUT HERE @vicchao]

While picketing at Netflix, came across an Asian Chicago faction! @averyllee (sorry we didn’t get a picture with you @Hellotherexu ) #wgastrong #wgastrike

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teaching my nephew how to play peace officers and robbers

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Eagle-eyed Toy Story fans will notice if you pause the Lightyear trailer at just the right moment, the astronaut featured in the trailer is actually Buzz Lightyear. From Toy Story

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I wonder how the other diseases feel about covid getting all the attention. meanwhile cancer's still just plugging away, quietly killing people in the corner

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Sure you could post on Twitter, or how about Twine? The new social media platform that is a thin rope

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sure you could do cocaine, or you could have a free day in your schedule, and feel a similar sense of power

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People should be glad that COVID started in China. The Chinese are pandemic experts, it's like checking the weather. Oh, a pandemic? Lemme get one of my many masks, and not waste a single breath talking to anyone.

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TBT

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After Matrix 2, incels saw that the red pill leads to a sex-fueled rave in Zion.

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Seems like a lot of people who don’t wanna get vaccinated, don’t like China, or “Chinese flus”. Maybe if there was something that could protect them...with like a 95% efficacy rate? I guess the answer is, we have to make people more scared of Asians.

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Gordon Ramsay is like the Dirty Harry of restaurants. He seems pretty confident that this person's guilty...so let’s enjoy watching him murder someone.

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People blame China for COVID, but can you imagine if it started in the US? Half of us would be dead. Americans aren't afraid of anything unless it's from another country.

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The Kremlin has denied targeting civilians, and accused Ukraine of using human shields to block their tank and gun barrels.

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I guess after the Oscars, Kanye decided to take some time off.

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Archaeologists Discover Ruins of King Herod Basilica in Israel, AP Building in Palestine
https://t.co/k0QptrBOtQ

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Looking forward to the YouTube Live with Logan Paul’s ghost

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You know the old saying: best way to wind down after a three day weekend is to watch a staged reading of TREMORS.

Tonight, at 7PM CST only on https://t.co/ZLhpLDiQEX

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Have a good, safe weekend everybody. We’ll see you Monday for the TREMORS live staged reading.

Remember: careful where you step.

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30 seconds in and the Earth Day Google Doodle has killed 2 people

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Newsrooms: No, our one Asian journalist won’t be objective.

The News: Police Investigating Maybe Potential Possible Uptick In Bias Crimes, Afterlife Attendance