AveryDayImTired

Yelling into the void $BossManAvery

[Laura 🌟 @Lcnvart]

When did we forget as a society that you shut the fuck up in a movie theater once the movie starts playing

[phresh @phreshoutt]

The people who want original movies are performative as fuck lmao

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

she not a girl, its miss toler

[AveryDayImTired @averylmaooo]

this is me after playing a video game for 6 months

[marrow @marrowon]

It feels so good to go back and replay a game from your childhood that you were literally just too dumb to play to its fullest

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

While performing in Alabama, Plies brought out the riverboat co-captain from the iconic Montgomery brawl. 👀

[tweet deleter @BrittanytB]

Lemme tell you a secwet ive been secwetly banging your homeboy

[ATL☆ @alantelera]

I wanna become famous just so I can go on Hot Ones. I wanna eat them wings w that bald white man so bad.

[AveryDayImTired @averylmaooo]

fine ass customer asked me for a sriracha and I gave him two

[AveryDayImTired @averylmaooo]

First Dolly then Tim and now King Harald V???

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Norway’s King Harald V has died at the age of 89.

[Cleo @cleosol]

Album done 🥹💖

[AveryDayImTired @averylmaooo]

@franklinarepa @backlessdress26 wow

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Fun fact: the “correct” way to pronounce someone’s name is however the fuck they told you to pronounce it.

[Vanessa @cyrillasundays]

Life after you accept you’re a little intense

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

[Frank “Grits” Greenborne @squirmy6908]

Sausage egg and cheese is better than bacon egg and cheese.

[hunter @3gpmh]

ik i ghosted u but that pic u posted lowk nice wyd

[໊ @wandasattorney]

cancel the event

[Kay🩷💜💙 @agiftfromhildy]

Fun fact: the “correct” way to pronounce someone’s name is however the fuck they told you to pronounce it.