Me - Fine I’ll go to Apple and pay $20
Apple - phone backed up?
Me - No
Apple - back up
Me - I maxed the 5G
Apple - buy more
Me - but my phone is 256GB, I paid extra
Apple - back up
Me - I’m going off the grid
@sprint - buy iPhone on lease. Get apple care, it’s cheaper
Me - Gets apple care. Keeps phone 2 years. Turn phone back in. Phone has crack.
Sprint - pay $250 damage fee, you have no insurance.
Me - but I have apple care?
Sprint - not affiliated. $250 to purchase phone?
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