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Built like your little brother, if he had big tits.

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@clhubes My boomer teachers wouldn’t let me cite anything for my papers from the internet because it wasn’t “reliable” yet they get their news from YouTube videos and memes now.

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@Pricerrors Sad story

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@Pricerrors Got mine!!

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@Pricerrors Punch! Look up “punch the monkey”. It’s a story of abandonment, defeat, hope, love, betrayal, and determinism.

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@weareplufl I purchased a Hugl back in August of 2023 as part of their kickstarter/indiegogo campaign. I have had no correspondence, no emails, no product, no one will contact me back, no one will answer any of my attempts to reach out and they still took my money.

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@Frugalszn They cancelled mine 😞

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@lyft very cool.

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Why do I always see my male rideshare drivers put their automatic cars in neutral or park while at a red light?

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Equally grateful that:

A) I’m not poor enough to think that a MLM will fix my problems, and

B) I can follow people and hear rants about how they are “shampoo dealers”

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@shookswiftie @StaybleSwift It’s more expensive to go to a football game.

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@shookswiftie @StaybleSwift It’s not that bad…

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It would be so embarrassing to have an ugly kid.

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Latvia’s song is making me want to cry and drive my car into the middle of nowhere. This is a good thing. #Eurovision

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Asking my nail artist to color match my bruise.

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Can someone make a twitter account for Micah’s bra strap? @LoveisBlindShow

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Surprising that Shelby is literally the worst person on Love is Blind. @LoveisBlindShow

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Why do we say, “Cat like reflexes”? I think a better saying would be, “fly like reflexes”.

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I know that “shuffling” is probably a difficult type of dance to learn but it really looks like they are trying to kill a bug on a trampoline.

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@mattxiv This is so fucking cringe

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@vancejoy has to have an entirely new guitar for every song. Even if they are the same one. This man is employing America with the job of “guitar changer”.

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How is my dog fast asleep snoring on my pillow right now and I’m in a contorted position so my other dog can snore at the other end.