avery ♈️

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

the spanish-american war

[Rare @stfuayen]

me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch

[⁷ seeing bts ! @joontsm]

i forgot jus opened tiktok cus muscle memory lorddddd💔💔💔

[BWAAP @enocbwaap]

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

new photo of heaven just Ieaked omg

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

normalize saying “retarded” again cause some of you are absolutely fucking retarded

[avery ♈️ @averymariecx]

yeah parenting is hard but hearing your kids scream “MUSTARDDDD” in the car is rewarding & fucking hilarious 😭😂

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Don’t fucking talk to him like that

[𝐿𝓊𝓍𝑒𐙚 @btchsdtm]

How it feels to say “keep in mind” when I’m telling a story

[dekalb doll ⭐️ @stilllbarbie]

i’ll raise you a transvaginal ultrasound

[erika @yeeeerika]

no worries if not

[sophie @netcapgirl]

“as per my last email”

[avery ♈️ @averymariecx]

okay it’s been a week, i wanna see sublime in concert again

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

what if instead of x it was called twitter and instead of posts they were tweets

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

“Kid in the Grimace suit going craaaazy”

[All Things Battles 🖊🔥 @AllThingsBatRap]

It’s funny seeing the complaints that Kendrick’s diss has “no replay value” because I’ve played the song like 20 times since yesterday

[destructo disk @DiskDestructo]

if you like sublime I know ur real