avery 🪩✨

𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚞𝚖 •𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚑𝚎𝚛•𝙾𝙱 𝚗𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎•

[avery 🪩✨ @averymartin94]

fuck off

[NPR @NPR]

Voters like to see a sense of authenticity in candidates, especially in Texas. But cursing and vulgar language in front of children and the elderly more often than not crosses the line. https://t.co/wq2QvEF0mL

[avery 🪩✨ @averymartin94]

@13wildhare winnie is a doodle and i can confirm this is correct

[avery 🪩✨ @averymartin94]

lmao some people’s kids 😂

[🟦CJ’s Gonna do The Jackal (AbortionIsHealthcare) @IHadWootCannow]

@RNSuperHero “Holy fuck, that hurts!” Acceptable
“Fuck you, bitch!” Unacceptable and charted.
If you don’t want it in your chart, don’t say it TO the nurse.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

[avery 🪩✨ @averymartin94]

me: switching back to nights this week hasn’t been that bad!

also me: forgot to put food in the air fryer and cooked tin foil for 12 minutes and then cried about it.

[avery 🪩✨ @averymartin94]

my dad’s neighbor just asked if i was volunteering at hospitals on my trip. ma’am, i appreciate that you think i would do that but i don’t want to be at a hospital when they pay me. i was destroying my liver and lungs, but tysm 😙😙

[avery 🪩✨ @averymartin94]

i screamed gimmie! gimmie! gimmie! at a bar in santorini tonight. this is truly my best life 💙🤍

[Shematologist, MD @acweyand]

Here’s my proposal for a compromise on abortion:

You can make decisions about your own body but not about anyone else’s.

[avery 🪩✨ @averymartin94]

i finally saw the barbie movie yesterday and i’m sure it will surprise 0 people but i cried for most of the movie.

[avery 🪩✨ @averymartin94]

@13wildhare

[avery 🪩✨ @averymartin94]

my voice is a little gone and my manager told me to “save it for patient care”. that was simply the nicest way anyone has ever told me to shut tf up.

[avery 🪩✨ @averymartin94]

ellen’s about to put me on unalive watch bc i accidentally used a concerning emoji

[avery 🪩✨ @averymartin94]

@13wildhare

[avery 🪩✨ @averymartin94]

very fun getting a “saw you lived in san diego now, want to meet up when i’m there?” dm and saying “sure fucking don’t, bud” 👍🏼

[avery 🪩✨ @averymartin94]

my old therapist is probably somewhere just geeking rn and she doesn’t even know why.

[CV whORe, RN🫀✨ @tiredandtachy]

hating myself a lot for being able to translate this immediately

[avery 🪩✨ @averymartin94]

@13wildhare I’m not saying I’m holding on to complete hope, I’m just saying maybe like a little.

[avery 🪩✨ @averymartin94]

I hugged this niche micro celebrity and it healed me

[avery 🪩✨ @averymartin94]

I just met a really niche NurseTok micro celebrity and no one else is freaking out with me