avem!l

a #granola junkie

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Who wants season 3 of real bros? Just trying to get a quick head count

[avem!l @averymilner_]

gonna sit and watch planet earth until i die

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

Why fate gives me so many fans but not a single girlfriend,is it compensation for me not having a girlfriend,if I can choose between many fans and a nice girlfriend,I choose girlfriend,I’m sorry guys,this may hurt your feelings,but I really need a good girlfriend,I’m very lonely!

[avem!l @averymilner_]

nondescript interlude by whirlybird https://t.co/ouVWBHNRm6

[avem!l @averymilner_]

“may peace be with you”

“uhh ditto”

[avem!l @averymilner_]

@abstadixie SINCE WHEN

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

This Columbus Day, come into arbys and just hop behind the counter and make a sandwich or something. Fuck it. It’s your arbys now. Who gives a shit?

Enjoy Arby’s

[Phoenix Yearbook @WA_Phoenix]

Do you have any poems or songs to share with your peers? Come to the Silent Voices coffeehouse in W113 tomorrow at 12:15 to share your talents and hear from others. See you there 😁

[trophy boy 🏆 @_lildubois]

well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

[avem!l @averymilner_]

are you a dime a dozen?
takes one to know one

[avem!l @averymilner_]

and you say all white boys look the same...

what do you say to this?

[ABC News @ABC]

"Better is good," former Pres. Barack Obama: “Do not let people tell you the fight’s not worth it because you won’t get everything that you want...Better’s always worth fighting for." https://t.co/a4VmXG4UZF

[Mila @musicalmila]

I WROTE THIS IN 2014 AND STILL STAND BY IT.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

When you consider that nothing matters, checking nutrition facts, being vegan, voting, loving your spouse, getting out of bed each day, it’s all pretty meaningless. Soon the sun will eat the earth and nothing you’ve ever heard of will even exist at all.

Eat Arby’s

[avem!l @averymilner_]

@kateguymonnn it’s not my fault ratatouille was so persuasive