new love languages just dropped:
1. boobs
2. roasted potatoes
3. rock collecting
4. the sound of rain hitting a big tin roof
5. lighting someone else’s cigarette
6. the euphoria of seeing a beautiful woman you know you will fall for for the first time
7. bears
i wanted to be androgynous until people started asking me which bathroom i’m waiting in line for which is the last place i would like to be talking to strangers