Avery Allen

she/her 📍nyc

[Avery Allen @averyn_allen]

Just got stood up by my therapist

[GL DiVittorio @gldivittorio]

Did super bowl commercials actually use to be funny or was I just 12

[R/GA @RGA]

Extremely curious to know what the KPIs are for the Jesus ads

[Avery Allen @averyn_allen]

Is it a sinus infection or just winter in NYC?

[Ava @noampomsky]

nyc is abt spending $35 1800 times a week

[Avery Allen @averyn_allen]

Only watching Golden Globes for the #WhiteLotus theme song

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

50k for a verse no album out

[Avery Allen @averyn_allen]

Thinking about how I used to dream of being a @usopen ball girl. Why.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

What do u think spiders talk about

[Anna Drezen @annadrezen]

Do children actually *like* Mickey Mouse or do they just know that he's powerful

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

summer is great but personally i can’t wait for fall bc that’s when men finally put their toes away

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

The cascading nature of the worst fucking news you’ve ever heard on top of the worst fucking news you’ve ever heard for years on end

[Jack Appleby @jappleby]

Maybe instead of debating what age someone should be allowed to own a semi-automatic weapon, we just decide hey, how about no one needs a semi-automatic weapon.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

listen, there are responsible gun owners who just enjoying hunting and I want to make it clear that I don’t care at all and they can find literally any other hobby

[Pao Ortega @paoo_ortega]

Every fucking pro-gun republican legislator should be prosecuted for this. You just enabled the death of 15 innocent people, including 14 children. How the fuck are we living through this? This is not okay. We’re not okay.

[Avery Allen @averyn_allen]

The Facebook ⏩ to Meta transition didn’t experience enough blow back IMO. Nothing wrong with a little peaceful protest

[R/GA @RGA]

Cannes could use a little of this tbh

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

some of the things that are happening tonight are a disgrace to the stage where lady gaga and bradley cooper almost made out right in front of us that one time