Joe Rogan Is Literally 5 Foot 3

I'm just here for a laugh at this point

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I can't FUCKING eat

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And I was never good at telling jokes
But the punchline goes:
“I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age”
From when your Brooklyn broke my skin and bones
I’m a soldier who’s returning half her weight

I'm sick to my fucking stomach

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I mean I guess binge eating is a fun departure from not eating at all, go off body and brain

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Insta: You follow Britney Spears, you may like Miley Cyrus

Me: interesting. Tell me why you think so

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Just saw someone on TikTok say 'im barely not a lesbian' and I've never related to something more

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I'll just get fat. It's the one vice left when you're dead meat.

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@msichicago msi why were we temporarily evacuated today? 😂

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@Badflower How much man 🥺

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@Badflower 6.5 🥺

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He r*ped me and made me hate myself .
'you have to remember those things aren't happening anymore'
?????????????

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Jump back into telling a complete stranger about how your ex and parents stole every fucking memory and moment that was supposed to be yours it's fun I promise

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Hey everyone in your family literally hates you so much that we hide from you can you get the fucking message you heinous selfish bitch

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I was accidentally given some @mother_butters popcorn in my dashmart order and this stuff is fantastic. Happy accident

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God Saturday night live is just. Not good is it

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@thelaurenest

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Thank. Cozn. 4lumchable

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Everything is finally going well and my brain is trying to kill me. Why am I crying

10:59 pm

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@uhnooooooo Hi, what? ☠️

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Steve said that this is 'too witchy' to be the key rack in our new apartment and I feel slighted and lied to and unsafe