Avery Smartbird

Asterion stan account. Inuyasha fan fiction auteur. Amateur bird. she/her. 🐈🐈‍⬛ retweets are not endorsements.

[Avery Smartbird @averysmartbird]

Found my 200+ page Inuyasha/LOTR fan fiction novel I wrote in middle school and I think they should take my masters degree away from me.

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Avery Smartbird @averysmartbird]

@TheLakersAve @SportsCenter I’m not going to lie…it really doesn’t look intentional. It looks like he was nodding his head and a combination of his helmed and the ref’s hat got on the way…

[Avery Smartbird @averysmartbird]

@DHSgov @POTUS @Sec_Noem @MicahBock You look AI generated, hold the I.

[Avery Smartbird @averysmartbird]

@AuroraFGC Tbh, I really don’t care what the kids are calling it. This is a good thing.

[Avery Smartbird @averysmartbird]

@RepOgles Go to hell, you fucking ghoul

[Avery Smartbird @averysmartbird]

@FlamtheFlem Move back to dc!

[Avery Smartbird @averysmartbird]

@NicoleRosalena @CoraCHarrington Hard seconding!

[Avery Smartbird @averysmartbird]

@DHSgov Go to hell.

[hayd @haydroflask]

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!

[mary @elaine_stritch]

PERFECT because I’m about to unveil my new drag persona, Robin D’Louvre

[Avery Smartbird @averysmartbird]

@FlamtheFlem @WashProbs I’m pretty sure this was basically just us, right???

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

Forgot the phrase "together or separate" during my first customer interaction of the day so I asked this guy "do you love him" while gesturing at his business partner or friend

[Avery Smartbird @averysmartbird]

@TansuYegen Do people just not learn PEMDAS anymore????

[Jestalt @HollyStalt]

Generational run going on rn

[Tinker Tailor Spotify @PrawnLocke]

Real America is a county that's swung D+15 since 2000

[Avery Smartbird @averysmartbird]

@ASHLl___ It’s giving “life alert”

[Avery Smartbird @averysmartbird]

I don’t think that the love of my life knows that you can walk past a light switch without turning it on.

[Avery Smartbird @averysmartbird]

@nadaahuss I have an email drafted and ready to send, unless you have already bothered them.

[Avery Smartbird @averysmartbird]

@nadaahuss I’m gonna send them a strongly worded email

[Avery Smartbird @averysmartbird]

@MZHemingway Sounds like DEI