ave

count my guap, count my guap

[Zach Wardroup @zach_wardroup]

ellen degenerate

[ave @averysparenberg]

Does holding hands mean you can hold office well?

[T @tylerthecreator]

GUUUCCIII ( Flacko, Iggy Pop and T)

[nico @nicothe420th]

when my friend miguel makes a funny joke

[tom @pilau]

friend: don’t look but that girl is checking you out

me: [turning around] who

Medusa: hey

friend: I said don’t look

statue:

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

sexual tension between me and my desire to delete all my social medias

[dais @crystalvisionsx]

it’s sarah paulson’s range for me https://t.co/fO8d9mBxBs

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

i just saw my boyfriend playing with a baby and....i have to break up with this man before i get WHATEVER WEAK ASS FEELING I JUST FELT AGAIN.

[rex orange county @rexorangecounty]

TOMORROW

[tay klone @taylorklone]

If characters from The Office went to colleges in Colorado (in no specific order)

[Raveena @raveena_aurora]

We r meant to have our titties out and eat fruit all day . I really dk about all this other shit

[Caitlin @caithuls]

A spicy wine? Oh you mean a jalapiñot?

[ave @averysparenberg]

Wait you guys aren’t twins

[Aly & AJ @alyandaj]

15 years old today. Recorded when we were just 15 and 13

[Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy]

Yesterday by the Beatles is a pretty solid song. Read the first word of my last 126 tweets.