spice

i like the u.

[CougarStats @CougarStats]

"Who has the strongest SOS?"

"The SEC."

"Why?"

"Because they play a bunch of SEC teams."

"How good are SEC teams?"

"Really good, because they play a bunch of SEC teams."

"How do you know if SEC teams are better than teams from other conferences?"

"They are better, because they play a lot more SEC teams than teams from other conferences."

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Eric Kripke says Donald Trump posting a photo of himself as Jesus ruined the Homelander as God joke in ‘THE BOYS’.

“A month ago when we were talking about marketing, I was like, Homelander saying he’s God is so out there. We have to be careful about how we even introduce the idea to the public because they’ll say he’s gone too far and here we are. It’s just really hard to out-satire this world.”

(Source: https://t.co/qmq48tStfA)

[: @trevorngl]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

@BasedMikeLee and you voted for it

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

They're opening the capsule... and wait... IS THAT THE STRAWBERRY POP TART?

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

"I'm just gonna say it, Fuck Trump"

"I'd much rather everyone made music as opposed to going and beating the shit out of each other"

— Hans Zimmer

[butchatron 9000 @Dastempsa]

unfortunately utah absolutely bodied this one thing

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

This is believed to be the first time one country has kidnapped another’s President, who then turned around and beat the first country in the World Baseball Classic Final in the same year, ever.

[Kibbie Dome @KibbieDome]

BEST combo of venues in the entire country

Fucking fight me

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

A Drake hasn’t taken this many hits on a Super Bowl field since last year’s halftime show

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

“Can’t understand a word of this shit”

*Flips over to TPUSA’s All-American Halftime Show*

[mads 🐞 nkdenn2 @godlightgrace]

there you have it folks. oklahoma does, in fact, have snow plows. they even have names.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"We never looked at how many stars a guy had because you have to look at who's giving out the stars..

They don't know their ass from a handful of sand"

😂😂 Coach Saban #PMSLive

[Kibbie Dome @KibbieDome]

Try the fuck again

[spice @averyspice]

I bring a @theburntpeanut energy to the workplace

[Martha the Mop Lady @TheMopLady]

Miami residents when all of the pale midwestern legs come to town.

[spice @averyspice]

@GlassHalfUte “Donor of money OR energy” 😤🔥