Avery Warner

[Avery Warner @averywarner12]

Found 10$ in some tall grass at work td, 30 seconds later I whipersnipped a hornets nest and got stung 6 times.. that's life for ya

[Avery Warner @averywarner12]

You have a loser like Justin Trudeau telling Canadians not to support the truckers and you have a genius like Elon Musk saying Canadian truckers rule who do you think people are listening to?

[Avery Warner @averywarner12]

Big Z is trading snaps for smokes tn watch out

[Avery Warner @averywarner12]

@KPetersonUFC And this guy wants to box jake Paul

[Avery Warner @averywarner12]

@timandsid Tom Brady, Wayne Gretzky, Serena Williams, Nyah Houston

[Avery Warner @averywarner12]

Rules of the boys house:
1.) it’s the boys house you can pee with the door open
2.) if your pee is clear you don’t gotta flush
3.) toilet seat... always down.
And that’s pretty much par for the course right there.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

95% of people in this country are normal. The extreme right sucks and extreme left suck. Both sides filled with lunatics, crazies and morons. And almost all politicians are hypocrites who manipulate these idiots for personal gain. And no I won’t run for President.I’d rather die

[Avery Warner @averywarner12]

GST baby.. love making no money!

[John Scott @johnscott_32]

It’s the end of the world as we know it #OHL

[NSJHL @NSJHL_]

We have some exciting news, we have gotten approval to begin our season on October 30th! This will entail 20 games for each team and strictly in divisional play. Protocols for each arena will be provided shortly. More to come #NSJHL

[Avery Warner @averywarner12]

Prolines and the Golden Arches don’t text

[Avery Warner @averywarner12]

If I lost a ball on a par 3 course I’d yeet myself

[Avery Warner @averywarner12]

Disregard my last tweet

[Avery Warner @averywarner12]

@jennife39712682 If you knew anything about me or the context of the tweet (which is just a joke) you’d know that my best friend is a lesbian, kick rocks Jennifer

[Avery Warner @averywarner12]

Here’s a dilly bar I’m lesbian

[Avery Warner @averywarner12]

If the habs beat out the pens they’re winning the cup you heard it here first folks

[Avery Warner @averywarner12]

Gen Z’s pee in the shower

[Avery Warner @averywarner12]

Need some juul to wash down my meal

[Jacob Hudson @Jacob_Hudson]

Josh is my trainer in the summer. He is a great person who is passionate about what he does. The first thing he thought about when I talked to him, was about continuing our workouts. Fire relief for Coach Crouse https://t.co/JeiYmZ5oMu

[Avery Warner @averywarner12]

39 on the front dttc