Sesame Ave

Not affiliated with Sesame Street. I looked over the defeated armies of my enemies and wept, for revenge had been my everything and I knew not love. -Elmo

[Sesame Ave @AveSesame]

Heading to New Hampshire. Will be talking about the disaster known as [buyer's remorse]. #ChangeTrumpTweets

[Sesame Ave @AveSesame]

Trump's new director of Health and Human Services, the honorable Bill Cosby. #MAGA #TrumpInaugural #SadlyThisWouldntBeSurprising

[Los Feliz Daycare @LosFelizDaycare]

We dont listen to the new Bruno Mars song because of the line "girl fix your face" (extreme body shaming) and "24 carat magic" (materialism)

[Sesame Ave @AveSesame]

U.S. Consumer Confidence for December surged nearly 4 pts to 113.7 HIGHEST [Nonsense Groupthink] IN MORE THAN 15 YEARS! #ChangeTrumpTweets

[Sesame Ave @AveSesame]

If Obama worked as hard straightening out our country as trying to elect Hillary, we'd all [still unfairly hate him] #ChangeTrumpTweets

[Sesame Ave @AveSesame]

Heading to New Hampshire. Will be talking about the disaster known as [buyer's remorse]. #ChangeTrumpTweets

[Sesame Ave @AveSesame]

If the press would cover me accurately & honorably, I would have far less reason to [live]. #ChangeOneTrumpWord

[Sesame Ave @AveSesame]

I will hold a press conference in the near future to discuss [insanity], Cabinet picks and all other topics of interest. #ChangeOneTrumpWord

[Sesame Ave @AveSesame]

The US must greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability until the world comes to its senses regarding [me] #ChangeOneTrumpWord

[Los Feliz Daycare @LosFelizDaycare]

In preparation for October 31st Dress Up Holiday, we ask that our friends only dress up as their favorite vegetable or sustainable food item

[Los Feliz Daycare @LosFelizDaycare]

The only "pussy grabbing" at LFDC is @ our Wheels For Paralyzed Cats event, and we ALWAYS get vocal consent (meow or hiss at the very least)

[Los Feliz Daycare @LosFelizDaycare]

New Iron Man is a young black woman. NOT GOOD ENOUGH. So you're projecting an assumed gender on zher?! And what does "young" imply? Outraged

[Sesame Ave @AveSesame]

We are a reasonable country- what more do you want? We're keeping guns out of playgrounds! Come on! #sandalsnosocks

[Los Feliz Daycare @LosFelizDaycare]

This is puzzling. The toddlers just simultaneously yelled, "New trial for Adnan!" We've been #ScreenFree all afternoon. Are they tapped in?!

[Brooding YA Hero @broodingYAhero]

Some sassy one-liners, a charming smile, and a tragic past are all I'll ever need to escape jail time for being a thief/con artist/assassin.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

People asking "why would a kind god kill innocent babies?" Miss the point
There's no god
Babies are weak as shit
Everything dies
Enjoy Arbys

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Enjoy Arbys. The official meat or sandwiches or something of whatever bullshit you're stupid enough to believe in today

[Los Feliz Daycare @LosFelizDaycare]

Tomorrow's drop off is postponed until we can be absolutely sure everyone has seen the Game of Thrones finale. Spoilers are unacceptable.

[(((gina grad))) @GinaGrad]

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like a lover's spat and the human is begging the dog to reconsider?

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

don't ask me if i play the ukulele. why would you ask me if i play the ukulele? look in your heart. you know you know the answer.