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2% Girl, 98% Anxiety 😇

[•Ave• @AveSwag]

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge feelings.

[•Ave• @AveSwag]

If they didn’t play Oregon trail on a colored IMac, they’re too young.

[•Ave• @AveSwag]

Loving this content brought to me on behalf of who @BarackObama follows 😂

[Brooke Meyers @brooke_meyers]

Just saw a girl on tik tok say that she’s a “foster girlfriend” because she dates men until they find their forever homes and I’ve been dying laughing for the last half hour because I’ve never felt so called out in my life

[•Ave• @AveSwag]

This. 🙂 https://t.co/pFDxvBEHGh

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

Dudes be like I’m sorry if you misread the 9 months of us talking and me telling you that you’re perfect for me as me wanting to date you

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

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@Ceguzzy

[adam💯 @_adaaam]

🙄🙄🙄

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

@BarackObama Thank you President Obama. For those above 65 in California, Texas, and Florida, we’re providing free telemedicine evaluations and will soon send free home coronavirus testing kits. So if you or someone you know if 65 or older, send them our way. https://t.co/xN0O5vzxF7

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@Brooke_Bull4 @davisbullard23 I love both of you! Congrats Brookey 💕

[tay @tayswizl]

how I act once I get comfortable around u

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@sierrafacee Light him up 👏🏻

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The bachelor is giving me very unrealistic expectations for dating.

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When you get asked on a date by someone who doesn’t drink...

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Petson and his clip clop friend. They’re late for the park and Petson is a little frustrated with the lack of urgency. Still 13/10 for both

[chu @chuuzus]

as the decade is about to end, let’s remember keke palmer explaining Titanic is one of the greatest moments this decade

[•Ave• @AveSwag]

When a guy calls you their “wing woman”.

[sharı @sharikaAKL]

remembering how in 2016 we were all scared of clowns and now we are clowns