Average Shift Worker

Long days. Longer nights. Wisdom and wierdness from the twisted minds of... The Average Shift Worker

We Aspire To Mediocrity

[Yukon Jones @jasonjonz]

I was the first one. But now I see a few more posts on my Facebook about @KingstonNissan and @CarOneKingston reneging or changing the terms on their “oil changes for life” program.

If they’re looking for negative social media impact, they’re well on their way.

[Average Shift Worker @avg_me]

Latest Cheese Grater - Lifetime Replacement Warranty - Rated Top Food G... https://t.co/jJQsSi2kuU #Amazon

[Average Shift Worker @avg_me]

@tigersgoroooar

*under hood trying frantically to figure out how to disconnect horn

[Average Shift Worker @avg_me]

Stay classy Hope Solo

https://t.co/4il0nhxKaT

[Average Shift Worker @avg_me]

We're back, bitches

[Average Shift Worker @avg_me]

I honestly thought that Chantal Hebert was a Cathy Jones character from @22_Minutes

[Average Shift Worker @avg_me]

#religionofpeace
#notsomuch

[Average Shift Worker @avg_me]

I heard the Long Dash choked Stuart McLean on a date one time. These allegations haven't been proven in court.

[Average Shift Worker @avg_me]

@jasonjonz @Doritos
Maybe it's the first move toward renaming Doritos "The D"?

[Average Shift Worker @avg_me]

Nothing like not being able to sleep before work because the power's out.
#CPAPProblems

[Average Shift Worker @avg_me]

My most useful work related skill is pretending to be able to tolerate... anyone.

[Average Shift Worker @avg_me]

Why sleep soundly after nights when you can wake up every 5 minutes with a charley horse?
#goodtimes

[Average Shift Worker @avg_me]

Last thought of the year. I kinda hate my job. Love my work possey,hate my job. Get it bitches?

[Average Shift Worker @avg_me]

Not one, not ONE manager wished me happy holidays or merry christmas. This place blows. #MerryfuckingChristmas