AWR

Miscellaneous thoughts on the MLB, NBA, NFL, and whatever else I want to talk about from a washed up average white righty

[AWR @AvgWhiteRighty]

I love capitalism

[Star Wars @starwars]

Hello there! Just announced at #D23Expo: Ewan McGregor will reprise his role as Obi-Wan Kenobi in a new original series, coming to #DisneyPlus.

[AWR @AvgWhiteRighty]

It’s a goddamn insult when the Chinese food delivery place puts two sets of silverware in the bag

[AWR @AvgWhiteRighty]

They could charge $200/month for Disney+ and it would still be a steal

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Ewan McGregor Set To Return As Obi-Wan Kenobi In Disney+ Series https://t.co/z8e9v8TSqq

[AWR @AvgWhiteRighty]

Probably my two best assets:
1. Calves (S/O shark for those)
2. Knowing off the bat if it’s a dinger or not

[AWR @AvgWhiteRighty]

I would refuse to pitch to this man for health & safety reasons

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Volume ON!

This is what 118.7 MPH off the bat sounds like 😱

[AWR @AvgWhiteRighty]

In a hypothetical world where I was an English teacher who also happened to be a veteran, I have decided my fantasy football team name would be “Rally the Tropes”

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Jimmy puts Ron Burgundy to the test with a rapid-fire interview

[AWR @AvgWhiteRighty]

I cannot wait for the day people stop constituting multi-TD games to “good games”

[AWR @AvgWhiteRighty]

This would be a lot cooler if he didn’t have a 4.69 ERA...

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Really nice of Thanos to let @Pirates Pitcher Joe Musgrove use his glove today.

He is inevitable.

[AWR @AvgWhiteRighty]

I hope it’s not weird to make the last pic my phone screensaver

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

A few shots from one of my favorite weeks of the year in the Bahamas!

[AWR @AvgWhiteRighty]

🍦

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

Hi, guys. Like everyone who grew up watching him, we miss Steve. We’re so sorry to have made light of his passing.

[AWR @AvgWhiteRighty]

He definitely doesn’t have the voice to have a future in narration... but pretty awesome video

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

Thank you, Cleveland.

[AWR @AvgWhiteRighty]

*whispers*
Yankees will still beat the Astros in the ALCS

[AWR @AvgWhiteRighty]

LET THE MANAGERS FIGHT. PLEASE!

[FanDuel Sports Network Cincinnati @FanDuelSN_CIN]

The Reds' and Pirates' benches have cleared.

[AWR @AvgWhiteRighty]

Lmaooooooooo

[Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN]

Lots and lots of industry speculation about how much this incident affects Bauer’s trade value. Ugly.

[AWR @AvgWhiteRighty]

Honestly I don’t think I could love a tweet more

[MLB @MLB]

All out for the out. 😮

[AWR @AvgWhiteRighty]

@Si_Young203 Frozen margs are tolerable. Liquid is straight trash

[AWR @AvgWhiteRighty]

Hut take: margaritas are vastly overrated

[AWR @AvgWhiteRighty]

Antonio bagel boss cromartie

[COACH ANTONIO CROMARTIE @CRO31]

I’ve been talking 2 a lot of college coaches abt certain guys. And I always get well their height is hurtin him. When did 5’10- 5’11 become a problem. If these guys are football players that’s all that should matter. Stop looking at measurements and watch the film. Film don’t lie