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i have like 5k+ hours on fallout new vegas feel free to kick my ass // 27 // wife to an incredibly handsome boy

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jesus gave me chronic constipation because he knew that if i had regular bowel movements, id be unstoppable

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i have never been so fucking relieved to see pink on my toilet paper bro oh my god. late by two weeks lo and behold THERE SHE FUCKING ISSSSSS

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i teach my first class tomorrow WISH ME LUUUCKKKK (we’re painting a rainbow trout hehe)

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will yall please get grocky off my fucking timeline they are esteemed scholars and colleagues and besties the man is not fucking the rock

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i am so mad today lmao! nothing is working like i need it to!

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ive reached the age where i cant sit on the floor for extended periods of time. its a shame because it is my god-given right as a bisexual to occupy the floor

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yall im about to embark on my largest painting yet. 5ft across and like a foot and a half tall. wish me luck

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yall the shop that comissioned a skateboard from me tipped me 100$ 😭

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i h8 everyone that got the junkyard griz tickets (i dont actually i was just 20 mins late bc i forgot about it)

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bro said hold on bitch i got u

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god i love colorado i just got two snowboards for free just bc i asked if the shop owner had anything shittier than the shitty one i was about to buy

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@Griz griz they can never make me hate you

[Jéssica Camargo @CamargoJes338]

que delicia ver homem com a bundinha de fora dps do sexo indo buscar agua pra mim kkkk

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would it be silly to just go on the main drag of the town i live in and sell art. do u need licensing for that? would that be delulu?

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i still cant believe my first show in my new home state was zeds dead at red rocks. easily one of the best shows ive been to

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i wish i could be one of those designated journals for certain things girlies but i like to just. write shit on a whim.

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NOW SHES HITTING ON SHADOWHEART I LOVE IT

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minthara absolutely roasts gale. i love it

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i love astarion and his concept but i cannot take cazador seriously. that is the most unassuming goober lookin ass. gortash’s design would fit better, bro looks putrid

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ALFIRA NO-

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i bought a sketchbook just for my nerdy little vidja game drawings