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[Keen @keenwontmiss]

From the way he was dressed… I already knew

[BR°kēñ🥷 @Angle__wix]

This is far better than clubbing and womanizing.

[MDiva 🩷💜💙 @HouseofSedgeNB]

@Akir_a997 No because I went to college and realized that not everyone had home training 😭😭

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

[TRIPLE M 🇩🇴 @tripleMwassup]

My son’s teacher just called and said I might have to pick him up from school today because he started a loud “KNICKS IN 4 !” chant followed by a “LETS GO KNICKS!” chant during class.

I’m not sure if I should discipline him or be proud that he’s showing leadership qualities.

[The Night Warrior @WarriorNight007]

His parents surprised him with the one thing he wanted for his birthday

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

“you didn’t even try to save the relationship”

literally me;

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

That fish ain't never had a fried pork chop before 😂

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My dad retired at 59

I will not

He had a pension. I have a 401k I can barely fund.

He bought his house at 28.
I can't touch a down payment at 30.
He paid $90 a month for health insurance. I pay $430.

At dinner he told me I need to be smarter with money.
I nodded.

Didn't tell him his entire life was built on an economy that no longer exists.

Didn't tell him my generation is paying for his Social Security while ours gets gutted.

Didn't tell him the ladder he climbed got pulled up right after him.

Just passed the potatoes.

Make it make sense

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when i plan to ignore their text but they don't even text back

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

A woman is going viral after getting a ticket for using her phone with her right hand while driving… despite showing the cop she doesn’t even have one 😬

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

Me realizing everybody is replaceable, including me.

[kylei 🧶 @ruledbymercuryy]

found my mom’s grocery receipt from 2006, and I just fell to my knees omg…🧎🏾‍♀️

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

an oz of weed is officially cheaper than filling my gas tank.

[autist @litteralyme0]

How I disappear from peoples lives after being the best temporary person they will ever meet:

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

It had to be said…

[☔ @Whotfismick]

this will never not be funny😭