Niko

[steely danielson @AlmotsGraps]

when you finally win an argument against your girl so she ups pole and shoots you in the fucking face for no reason

[miya @miyarah_]

todos creen que soy un adulto pero por dentro soy así

[miya @miyarah_]

“eres joven, seguro que estas lleno de energía”

yo después de comer:

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

I would’ve cut a hole in the bottom of the table like a Scooby Doo villain

[Saturn 🪐 @soyjustamentese]

"entendiste lo que te dije?"

mi mente:

[mika @mikasagrada]

Adoro dizer sarcasticamente "não" e depois fazer o que a pessoa pede.

[Kurt Warner @kurt13warner]

I know there is a lot of talk about QBs sliding… I slid my whole career & never took a hit like you see now & that’s when hitting was allowed!

I don’t believe it’s the sliding that’s the problem, it’s the TIMING of the slide! QBs are pushing envelope bc they are more protected & they expect defenders to just assume they aren’t going to keep running… bad assumption!

Go down early or just be a running back - the in-between is the problem IMO!

[teka @tekatwit]

i have made a grilled cheese

such is the power of nagash.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

"Kyle Pitts, I need you to get some fantasy points"

Kyle Pitts:

[appo @appo__]

what is even the point of living without a beautiful woman to ragebait

[ꗞ @clubsadie]

noah talking about politics & wanting to be senator then president and his “purpose”:

[Poetry✨ @bubbles_debs]

Tomorrow is Monday.

[FantasyPros @FantasyPros]

My fantasy team after two weeks

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

TEMPERS FLARE AT BRISTOL!

[CLIFFTONIC @CLIFFTONIC_ARTS]

Despite being about 3 white people Billy and Mandy was a blacker show than Craig of the Creek.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

POV: you scored the most points in Week 1 of fantasy