Avi Klein

Private investigator, lawyer, private investigator for lawyers

[Avi Klein @aviklein]

@oakzoo A!

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@DBashIdeas @18forTY This was excellent but the video has a photo of the wrong Samuel Johnson. You want this guy: https://t.co/rViougvmg9

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@RenardFantastiq so sad, so sorry to hear this.

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@Badchonews You might learn this at a mesivta.

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@SpencerPI Give us all a geolocate challenge!

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@Mottel @MyTechTribe My old shul in Berkeley, Beth Israel, tried to do this years ago but found it cost-prohibitive.

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[Avi Klein @aviklein]

@maimonides_nutz It's discussed in detail in this fantastic book: https://t.co/PbQU59FLBd

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What's the end game for these guys? One day, while learning the daf, the guy is going to say, "nu, the gemara is taka unfair on Yeshua Ha'notzri"?

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@DBashIdeas When she's feeling sad
And returns from Moab
That's a Mara

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@TheTonightSho My seven year old daughter loved the original book. https://t.co/3VR6NUiE0X

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@WallAlix @jewishsf Such a sweet man. He placed great spiritual significance on the imagery of Hashem clothed in light from Psalm 104.

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@maimonides_nutz Go to The Kitchen. They go nuts for it there.

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@aimhumor We are your pet and you are our owner.
We are your doggy and you are the dog food provider.

[Avi Klein @aviklein]

A few months ago I gave Jackie Mason a hard time because of his racist humor. Now Mal Z. Lawrence, another old time Jewish comedian is dead. I never heard of him but what do you know? He's got a similar act, doing racist ethnic dialect. https://t.co/E5P81eysZo

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I just told a rabbi that the word lobster comes from the Hebrew phrase "lev b'seter" -- hidden heart -- and he believed me.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

The Sunday shows know that nostalgia sells, which is why 20 years after 9/11 you can still find @LindseyGrahamSC on one of the networks calling for more war.

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Lot's of sympathetic Jew-spotting coverage of the last Jew in Afghanistan, but it turns out the reason he won't leave for Israel is that he's a get-refuser! I bet the Taliban could get one out of him. https://t.co/bIeMFSYQQV

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@DBashIdeas https://t.co/cxn34ScMcH

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One would think he wouldn't be straight in either case.

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#DafYomi where the rabbis discuss whether a groom marrying a virgin is exempt from Shema is absurd. Who is trying to get out of saying it?

[Avi Klein @aviklein]

But aren't we imagining a virgin teenage boy living in a gender segregated culture and being super shomer nagia?