Darklordofmayonnaise

@darklordofmayonnaise on Tiktok
Metal, comedy, and Mental Health!
Real Gangsters Eat Mayonnaise!

Fronz from Attila thinks I'm cool!

[Darklordofmayonnaise @avinson614]

Hey! It's my first post on Twitter!
Follow me on Tiktok https://t.co/WSt1Sxeggo

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Someone said "Today is the best day of my life" 1. That's not a flex
2. That's kinda fucking sad 🤣🤣

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I will be partaking in no shaving my nuts November too! 🥴

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@ATTILAga playing the entirety of Soundtrack to a Party!

[Vans Warped Tour @VansWarpedTour]

be honest… who would u wanna see on the warped 30 lineup??

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I have nothing to add to this

[Immortalis (☥𝐃𝐁) @ImmortalisDB]

True or false?

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@champnella @Acyn I'm too high to be laughing like this, bro! 🤣

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I ain't never gonna have this problem! 💪

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How do I tell people my hyperfixation is learning about drugs? (I don't do drugs)

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Yeah...that's more like it! 🤣🤣

[s𝗍ᥱ⍴һᥲᥒіᥱ @janefkndoe]

GM

[Darklordofmayonnaise @avinson614]

How did I suddenly get on anti-jerking off Twitter? Because NOOOO! 🙅🙅(Yes I still call it Twitter, deal with it)

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My new hobby is watching people get exorcisms on Tiktok live and laughing....am I an asshole? 🤷‍♂️🤣

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Ghost have banned the use of cellphones during their 2025 World Tour performances.

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Saw the movie Smile 2 yesterday and it made me think about how it's basically the opposite of my life. Instead of everyone smiling at me, everyone looks at me like they're pissed off! 🤣

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@Splishbie Totally feel the same way! 😓

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Tom Macdonald doesn't amount to a shit nugget on @Eminem unwiped ass!

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@Splishbie 🥰👏👏

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@JohnnieGuilbert Summoning cheelzebub! 🧀😈

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Gotta have something to wash down this chicken with a side of Trump smegma! 😉

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

Raw Milk does a body good.

Make America Healthy Again!

[Darklordofmayonnaise @avinson614]

I wanna FUCK..ing cuddle and watch horror movies! 😭💀😭💀

[Darklordofmayonnaise @avinson614]

I thought you guys believed only God controls the weather? 🤔

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

Yes they can control the weather.

It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done.